58. Why husbands avoid questions!

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WHY HUSBANDS AVOID QUESTIONS!

WIFE:

What would you do if i died?

Would you get married again?

Husband:

No...

Wife-

Why not?

Don't you like being married?

Husband:

Of course i do.

Wife:

Then why wouldn't you

remarry?

Husband:

Ok, ok, i'd get married again...

Wife:

Would you live in our house

with your

new Wife...?

Husband:

Yes, it's a great house.

Wife:

Would you let her drive my

car ?

Husband:

Yes, its almost new, dear .

Wife:

Would you give her my

jewelry?

Husband:

No..

I am sure she would want her

own..

Wife:

Would she wear my shoes..?

Husband:

No, her size is '5'

Wife:

--silence-

Husband:

'shiiit'...!!! :-x

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