35. The Snail

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THE SNAIL

There was this guy watching T.V., and he heard a knock at the door,

so he got up to get it, and when he opened the door,

all he saw was a snail, so he picked it up and threw it as far as he could,

and three years later he was watching T.V., and someone knocked at the door,

so he got up to get it, and there the snail was, and the snail looked up at the guy and said,

"What in the heck was that for?"

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