MY WIFE IS PREGNANT
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her *husband*!"
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HumorThe jokes written here are now written by me, I just put them together and posted them here so that you guys can laugh a little. :'D So enjoy! :D Hugs, MissiePie ♥