Jeff the Killer vs. Slenderman

chapter 3

"LAUGHING JACK! GUESS WHAT!"

"What?" My friend asked sitting up from his nap.

"You know how I walk through the woods to get away from home, right?" I said. He nods and gestures for me to continue.

"Well I saw Slenderman tearing apart a girl from my school. And he saw me. So I ran and saw Jeff the killer. Then Slendy tried to kill me, but him and Jeff started arguing. So I have them fighting over me!" I explained.

"Wait which girl?"He asked popping cany into his mouth.

"Elisha Sacovitch."

"Oh. That's nice."

"What to pastas are fighting over you?" 

"Slenderman and Jeff the killer."

"Oh those guys. Wait! Slenderman and Jeff are fighting over you!"

I facepalmed. "I just said that."

"Well now I am fully awake."

"What does that have to do with it?"

LJ shrugs. Then he says, "This is not good. What happens if one of them wins. You die. Then I will be bored. You know what happens when I'm lonely, I eat veggies, I hate veggies."

"But then how come you are a vegitarian?"

"I don't like meat, I like candy!" He shouted. 

"So whats the problem if I die?" 

"I will be alone. You should be worried."

I shaked my head no. I could care less what happens to me. I am stuck with a crappy mom and step dad. Not to mention a good for nothing Brother. My only friend is laughing Jack.

"Why don't you get the fact that you have a bright future. Creepy Pastas ruin people's lives. We are killers. We could care less." Jack explains. 

"Ugh! Jack, chill out and if Creepypastas are so bad then why didn't you kill me?" I question.

"Because you love candy like I do. Plus you are an excellent baker. I couldn't kill you." I roll my eyes at him.

He grabs me and pulls me down to eye level. 

"Why do you do that? Those arms of yours weird me out?" 

"Why?" 

"Because they stretch really far. And you killed a cat with one." 

He gives me a playful shove and I laugh.

"I still say to be careful, creepypastas are unpredictable." He said worriedly. I nod and get up.

As I walk to the door he stands up and follows me. We walk to my place together and I knock on the door. Surprisingly, My dad answered.

"DADDY!" I hugged him. "Where were you. I have been here for two hours." He said gloomily.

"Sorry, Laughing Jack kept me longer than I thought." I joked. My dad looked at LJ and said, "Already trying to get her pregnant. Jack how could you."

"N-no I wasn't she was-Your joking aren't you?"

My dad laughs. My "Step-dad" Felix came over to say something, but once he saw LJ He ran back into the house.

"Well that was new?" Dad said looking behind him.

"Let's go dad." I pull him and Jack to the car. We all get in and go to my dad's place.