Jeff the Killer vs. Slenderman

Chapter 6

I went to sleep satisfied with what I've done today. I was proud of myself for standing up to those "so called toughest creepypastas".

Toughest creepypastas my butt! I'm not afraid of any of them. They can't do anything to me. I'm unstoppable like a boss!

I can squish them like little bugs with my foot and I still won't have a care in the world about them. Especially Smiles, the so called Jeff The Killer.

I swear he should be called Jeff The Crybaby. I mean come on did you see the way how he reacted when I carved "SMILES" on his forehead? He's reaction was priceless! Muah hahaha!!! >:D I am totally evil!

They should fear me instead because they don't know who they are dealing with. Don't mess with the witch!

I was in deep slumber, sleeping soundly and comfortably and having good dreams that I never thought I would have.

I had a dream about me and dad conquering the world together and going wherever we wanted to go to get away from our dysfunctional family. It's was good to get away from them for a long time.

Especially from my skunk-bag twin brother, Johnny and my moron of a step-father Felix. Seriously if I had my way, I would get them kick off the face of the Earth.

My mom I could careless what would happen to her. She doesn't have a life and is always getting busted in jail for something which ends up having me to bail her out.

"You better watch it!" I heard a demonic voice say in my dreams and that's when my dream became static like a T.V. screen.

I woke up and noticed it was morning. "Awe man! So much for a good dream!" I rolled my eyes in frustration. Then suddenly,  I smelled something good coming from downstairs something fruity and cotton-candy like. I went downstairs to see who was cooking. Must be something good for me to eat.