Jeff the Killer vs. Slenderman

Chapter 5

"WHAT IS IT!" My dad came running in. Laughing Jack followed and they both paled.

"The lamb shall be slain in her sleep tonight. What the hell does that mean!" daddy yelled.

"It means my good friend here is gonna die." Jack said.

My dad looked like he was gonna cry. "Who do you think it is?" I asked Jack.

He didn't answer. He just looked at the ground and sadly kicked a broken piece of furniture around. My dad hugged me tight.

"Don't worry Daddy, they won't kill me. I won't allow it." I said darkly. I patted his back. Jack stared up at me shocked.

"What? You have known me forever Jack. You know I will crush those I hate into itty bitty pieces." I smile.

My dad laughs. And pats my head.

"That's my girl."

"Aw a father daughter moment. I wish I saw more of those." Jack said pretending to gag.

"Real mature. Now listen up. I don't care at the moment. But I am really fricken tired. So imma go to sleep." I said walking upstairs.

"Wait Sage, you can't. One of them will kill you!" LJ said.

"Yeah. You can't. Stay up with. Us."

I shook my head no. My dad sighed and laughing Jack growled.

"Why don't you ever listen! We are trying to protect you! You promised you would not abandon me like Isaac did! I won't let you leave me!" he yelled. I looked back at my monochrome friend.

"Well quit treating me like a baby! Your worse than my dad. No offense daddy. But I'm 16. I can take care of myself. If it makes you two feel better I will sleep with a knife. That way if they do come. I can cut off their family jewels." I smile wickedly. Jack gulped and put his hands down trying to protect his man parts.

"Th-that's a little extreme don't cha think." dad said.

"I didn't mean the clown. Jeesh you men are wimps. Why not grow a set Laughing Jack." I teased. He glared at me. I laughed and hugged him and my dad as I went into the kitchen and grabbed the dullest knife I could find.

I walked up to my room and laid down.

>About midnight <

I woke up to a cold blade to my throat. I open my eyes and see Jeff the Killer.

"Seriously smiles. You just had to wake me up from the best dream ever!" I groaned.

"What was it about?" He whispered. I grinned evily.

"I was taking a dull rusted knife across your balls. Making you cry in pain." I said sweetly.

He stepped backwards as I pulled out the knife.

"What's wrong smiles lost your nerve eh." I giggled.

"Your insane." he said as I stood up.

"Aww poor Jeffy." I cooed. I laughed a little and stepped closer to him. He backed up. I continued this until he was backed against the wall. I took his knife and slid it from his eye down to his smile. He screamed in pain. I heard footsteps run to the door. But the stopped as I took my dull knife and carved Smiles onto Jeff's forehead. I grinned and did some more. Out of the corner of my eye I saw Slenderman's shadow.

"Slendy! Don't come in! I'm sorry alright! Just get out while you can!" Jeff yelled.

"Why?" Slendy questioned.

"Because-because she will kill you. Or torture you!"

Slenderman didn't listen.

He came into my room. I threw Jeff's sharp knife at him and it hit him in the chest. Slenderman ripped the knife out and blood gushed EVERYWHERE.

I laughed and went to torture him. Before I could do anything he teleported to Jeff and they left. I smiled even wider as I threw my self on my bed. Dad and Laughing Jack came in and saw blood everywhere.

"What happened?" Dad asked.

"I tortured two guys."

"Oh."

"Is that Jeff's knife." Jack gestured to the knife I was twirling.

"Yep. I cut him up with it. Then with the dull blade I carved Smiles on his forehead. Now if you don't mind. I am gonna get some more sleep." I slid under the blanket and slept like a baby.