I ran downstairs and saw Laughing Jack cooking.
"YUM! COTTON CANDY PANCAKES!" I exclaimed.
"Easy killer. They are not done yet."
I pouted. I sniffed them again and sat by my dad.
Who for the record I now just noticed was there."Somebody caught a picture of a guy with his face cut up and smiles on his forehead. Poor guy."
Laughing Jack looked at me and smiled. I smiled back. Our secret seemed to be safe.
Laughing Jack served us our food and I chowed down. My dad however didn't. I kicked him and he tried it."Yummy!" I said with a mouth full of food.
My dad forced the last bite in his mouth.
"Very good. Now if you excuse me. I will go for a walk." he said.
"Okay." I waved. Daddy walked out and that cat from last night followed him.
"Stupid cat." Jack mumbled.
I laughed. "You and that cat."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Nothing." I looked away laughing.
"So you made Jeff the Killer cry. Eh." He elbowed me.
"What do you think?" I said with sass.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Man that's awesome!" He laughed like, well himself.
I rolled my eyes and put my plate in the sink. "Well, I'm gonna go shower." I told my friend. He nodded and shooed me away.
^^^^Jeff the killer^^^^^^
I sat on a tree and looked in Sage's window. I saw her walk into the bathroom.
'Damn is she hot!'
"You should not think that about what is mine." Slenderman said.
"She's not yours. She's mine."
After arguing with slenderma.
She comes out of her bathroom.....naked.I whistle and Slendy attacks me. It becomes a bloody brutal battle.
^^^^Sage^^^^^
I left the bathroom. And looked out the bedroom window.
I saw Jeff and Slenderman fighting again. I walk over to the window and open it.
"Sorry Pervypastas. You can't fight over who gets this." I striked a pose. Only to remember I was naked.
I panicked and threw on some clothes. I watched them fight for a bit more. Then got bored. So like any girl would do, I went to bug my best friend. LJ.
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Jeff the Killer vs. Slenderman
Hayran KurguSage Night was a typical girl until she met two of the toughest Creepy Pastas out there. Jeff and Slenderman both see her, and want to kill her. But thanks to Sage's cunning and cruel personality the two pastas turn on each other. At first they figh...