Jeff the Killer vs. Slenderman

chapter nine

!!!!Laughing Jack!!!!!!

I marched through the woods to the mansion.

I banged on the door.
Ben opened it and I shoved passed him.

"JEFF! SLENDERMAN! GET YOUR ASSES OUT HERE BEFORE I KILL YOU BOTH!"

They both casually came walking out. I lunged at them and attacked them.

The others pinned me down. "What the hell dude!" Jeff yelled.

"YOU BASTARD! HOW DARE YOU LOOK AT SAGE! HOW DARE YOU EVEN LOOK at HER NAKED BODY!" I shoved the others off of me and wrapped my arms around Jeff. I strangled him like I did that cat Isaac told me to get rid of. He collapsed on the ground. Blue and nearly dead.

"If only you were human.  You would die!" I kicked him in the ribs. Hearing that satisfying crack. I turned towards Slenderman.

"Laughing Jack relax." he had the nerve to say. I lost it. The last thing I remember was my box. They forced me in.

°°°°SAGE°°°°°

I went out looking for Jack. Instead I found Slenderman. He handed me an old box that said Laughing Jack in a box. I looked up at him and growled. "Get away from me. You filthy pervert." He just stood there.

"Tch. What ever." I turned around and went home.

As I reached the door my dad came out.

"What's that?" he asked.

I shrugged. I turned the crank. A off key pop goes the weasel played. Of course I sang along.

"All around the dark carnival laughing Jack chased a child. The little one thought they were safe. POP JACK WENT WILD! He stuffed their face with many treats and thought they were just dandy. But then they find out it's poisoned candy. His work was done for the day. He had claimed a brand new prize. He cackled so evilly. He loves their demise. All around the cobblers bench the monkey chased the weasel. The monkey thought it t'was all in fun
POP GOES THE WEASEL!" I sang the last verse and LJ popped out.

"Laughing Jack? Oh it's a Laughing Jack in the box. I forgot that."

"You okay." dad asked helping him up.

"No. I need something to kill. Where is that cat?"

"Kill Jeff." I said smiling.

"He is a creepypasta. I can't." Jack told me.

"Damn it." I say with fake disappointment.

*Ring*

"Hello. Oh hi. -bitch- yes. Ok.
Yes. She is getting ready." Daddy hung up the phone.

"What's wrong Daddy?"

"Your mother wants you home. We need bail money too."

"What! I was supposed to stay until Wednesday."

"I know. Just go get ready."

So Jack and I walked up to my room. I punched the wall hard. My knuckles bled as I repeatedly hit the wall. LJ pulled me back.

"Don't hurt yourself because of her."

"Why does she ruin my life Jack! Why!" I sobbed into his shirt. He patted my back.

"I just wish she would drop dead!" I yelled. But little did I know, my -secretly- favorite smiling Creepy Pasta, Jeff the Killer was listening.