“Good job you didn’t turn to page 4,” said Sid, “you would have fallen down the well, then we would have to rescue you.”
You looked a little embarrassed, but only for the purposes of this book.
“Why don’t you go through the other green lacquered, metal studded, warped and flea bitten oak door to the left?” suggested Arthur.
“It’s that Author,” moaned Sid, “he’s messing about with us, it wasn’t there just now.”
“What you mean the green lacquered…” began Arthur.
Now in the book Biggs would have hit Arthur with the talking map in the next sentence to shut him up but the Author had not provided a talking map for this Fanting Fightasy book.
“A talking map,” mused Arthur, “I miss him.”
“If we go through the green lacquered, metal studded, warped and flea bitten oak door to the left then we’ll meet Alf the elf, and as you know, I hate pansy eared jumped up wood elf princes.”
“You are joking Sid aren’t you,” asked a shocked Arthur.
“I have to stay in character, this is supposed to be the first book you know.”
Getting bored with Sid and Arthur’s prattle do you
Go through the green lacquered, metal studded, warped and flea bitten oak door to the left? (Turn to page 6)
Go through the green lacquered, metal studded, warped and flea bitten oak door to the right – and fall down the well? (Turn to page 4.)
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Sid And Arthur's Fanting Fightasy
FantasySid the dwarf and King Arthur, from The Crying Pennant, help you in an adventure. You must choose the directions you will take, with a little help from them.
