anything and everything _ stuff

a girl "named" avril

rIGHT SO i am sat in my philosophy lesson as u do (philosophy is pretty much just bants u kno those lessons where u dont do anything philosophy is that lesson for me) and we were talking not doing any work blah blah and my teacher as a joke says "bisexuals are greedy" like u could tell it was sarcasm like hes laughing whatever banta ukno so me and my good friend mary kinda laugh but my other friends avril and karen go off on a rant and i was like yo
chil yoself hes quite clearly kidding wyd

moving on (in the same lesson)

someone mentions something about the bi thing and avril says "pansexual is attraction to everything." and i was this close to losing my minD and so my teacher and karen were so confused they were like "so pansexuals are attracted to bricks? pans? picture frames?" and i stepped in and was like "nO pansexual is attraction to all genders." and they were like "isnt that bi??¿" and at that point i stepped down i was like im doNe with this cOnvERsation

moving on (same lesson)

avril was saying that her friend mikasa was bisexual and asexual and so casually i said "if shes asexual she cant be bisexual." and avril was like NO SHES FREAKING ASEXUAL AND BISEXUAL ARE U KIDDING THATS SO RUDE HOW DARE U INSULT MIKASA LIKE THIS U UNACCEPTING ASSHOLE im so

moving on (different lesson/in english)

avril also seems to think that a girl wanting to wear/wearing "boys" shirts must mean ur genderfluid smh why am i friends with u

moving on

AVRIL ATE MY SUSHI THAT WAS FOR MY LUNCH IT WAS THE ONLY THING I HAD EATEN IN LIKE 12+ HOURS AND SHE EATS HALF OF IT AND THEN SPILLS THE SOY SAUCE ALL OVER THE REST OF IT WYD??????? HOW FUCKING RUDE AND I WAS LIKE WHY'D U DO THAT SHE WAS LIKE I JUST LIKE M&S SUSHI I WAS SO MAD (ON THE INSIDE)

moving on

avril also seems to think that a 14 year old girl consuming a can of beer and then getting alchohol poisoning is something she should be shamed for like look at that n00b drinking a can of beer and her body cant handle it loZer

moving on

i really dont like people touching my neck (original ik but i genuinely hate it) and i said this to her bc she was saying i dont like people touching my knees so now whenever avril sees me she haS to touch my neck and she just thinks im ticklish when it feels like im being invaded and when i tell her to get off she just laughs and continues its gross

moving on

avril doesnt like this girl in our english named selena (i think selenas really nice i like her) and shes convinced that selenas hooked up with everyone in school and has dated everyone and constantly calls her a whore (down with the slut shaming) when i know for a faCT that selena hasnt even had a boyfriend her whole life

avril please stoP