It's A Popular | Nerd Thing {COMPLETED}

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an; so story time kids last night I was laying in bed, in which my bedroom is right next to the kitchen (thankfully) and I heard my 15 year old sister talking to my mom and my sister said 'so we were all at dinner one night and jessica (my aunt) asked if madisyn was gay and said that she would rather her not be but would accept it anyways' but my mom said that she wouldn't care if I was gay or not but like that's a little rude don't ya think, anyway enjoy this shitty story written by the biggest fuck up ever.

Song: Mrs. Potato Head by Melanie Martinez

Pete's POV

I go to school the next day hearing whispers all around the school. Great.

Once I get to my locker I see the word 'slut' written on it with spray paint.

I can't believe he did this. Slowly I grab my stuff out of my locker and then I turn to my left to see Patrick in my body of course.

I just sigh and put some stuff in my locker. "I was saving it for someone special"

"Well that's what you get for breaking up with my girlfriend" I he tells me.

I shut my locker looking at the painful words written on it. "I was waiting until I fell in love you just don't understand" I whisper that last part.

"Listen, nothing happened okay" I look up wondering if he's telling the truth.

"I couldn't go through with it he's just so- I don't know how to explain it but, it wouldn't feel comfortable with his dick up my ass" I laugh at that last part.

"Well the whole school thinks that I'm a slut now, he told everyone that I slept with him" I tell him and his facial expression hardens.

"Well I guess we're gonna have to show that bitch what's up then" he says and walks away with me following.

Once we find him which is in the gym with the basketball players be goes up to him tapping his shoulder.

The guys on the bleacher say innapropirate things but, we ignore them.

"Why'd you tell everyone that" Patrick says.

Jake turns around "I didn't tell them any thing that didn't happen baby"

"Nothing did happen" Patrick grits through his teeth or my teeth actually.

That's when I decide to punch Jake in the face in which he falls to the ground and I kneel down on top of him putting  my leg on his crotch and pushing.

"Why don't you tell him you're sorry" I say low but, loud enough for everyone to hear.

Jake whispers a sorry "A little louder so he can hear it" I say pushing harder on his crotch.

"I'm sorry" he says louder

I get off of him "That's better" then Patrick and I both walk away.

Once we get out of the school I look for Patrick and he's walking home. I catch up with him and tell him thank you.

"For what?" He asks looking at me

"For doing that and not actually losing my virginity also sorry for breaking up with Hayley"

"Well you're the one that punched him" he says giving me a pat on the back

"I'll find a way to get Hayley back" I tell him

"It's fine" he says shrugging

We walk the rest of the way home in silence. We part ways when I get to my house then he goes to his or mine or whatever.

A few hours later I hear Patrick yell my name through the window

"What?" I ask opening the window.

"Come over here" he says

I scoff because the only way I can get over is by using the tree.

I get over without falling and climb into my house that's he's in.

"What did you want?" I ask sitting down on my bed

"Someone to talk to" he shrugs going into my closet.

"Why do you have such nerdy clothes?" I hear him say while he's looking at my clothes.

"They're not nerdy they're appropriate" I tell Patrick.

"Well you should get more skinny jeans because they kinda make your ass look good"

"You really think so?" I ask Patrick. He comes back out shirtless with a black pair of skinny jeans that I own.

"Totally you have a pretty nice ass for a guy" he says

"Hmm nice to know"

"Also this tattoo makes you look like ten times more hotter" he says tracing the bat heart tattoo.

"I still can't believe that you did that, but I guess I do look kind of hot" I say looking at it.

He smiles and walks over to me and grabs my hand putting it on the tattoo.

I trace the black ink that's now permanently on my skin.

"You realize that I've seen your dick now right?" Patrick whispers and I retract my hand

"Unfortunately" I mutter "Actually speaking of, every morning you wake up with a uh-" I cut my sentence short not wanting to say the word.

"A what? Boner?" I nod

"How do you get rid of it?" He grins and says "I just think of you"

I scowl at him "Calm down I'm just kidding I usually just have sex" I shake my head violently.

"Or you could also jerk off" he says.

"Uggh, living in your body is terrible" I say laying down on my bed.

"Yeah well living in yours isn't the best either, I mean I'm super horny all the time" He complains

"Well you won't have sex with anyone right?" I ask Patrick while he lays down beside me.

"I won't, I promise" Patrick says closing his eyes.

"Thanks"

"Hey, I have a really important football game next week what am I gonna do about that?" He says breaking the silence.

I think for a little bit "You could teach me" I say "Also I have an interview for Yale next week so I could teach you while you teach me"

"You know I'm not smart" he says

"Well you're not stupid"