In Massachusetts they call it Gime class

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In Shaq's gym class shaq encountered a problem with a certain man bikini. "he goes by the name of Carl" Says Boris. "  is that Storm's man bikini with kenny kinish". " Thats mama bikini to you shaq". Shaq's self asssssssteeeeeeem is ripped instantly as he knows that he will never be a better man bikini. Shaq hopped on a treadmill and ran like a dysfunctional nun trying to role play (like 90% of miiverse) he lost some wait a minute why am i make a pun. Shaq ran and ran and he jumped and ran but he never reached it the picture of his idol a chipmunk

 "get off the treadmill" said a man in a kermit the frog suit i need to not look like im middle aged m888,888,888

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"get off the treadmill" said a man in a kermit the frog suit i need to not look like im middle aged m888,888,888. Man in kermit the frog suit hops on the treadmill while his immense fat jiggled in the fashion that a jelly fish dying on land would be. Shaq walking out begins playing some BBall out side of the school with Eugene Boris Shadow Scrappy doo and a Tylenol cap. Shaq's head reflected so much sunlight that it burned the eye sockets of shadow. Shadow walks away carrying his souls and his blatant soles else where. Tylenol cap gets a sick dunk except he can't move and has no forearms. Scrappy gets upset at his loss and phase shifts into scrappy Von stangle only to trip on a Tylenol cap."you nicompingas you will pay" he rips his shirt off and fires sonic lasers out of his nipples. The ground around the cap was burnt like my shake but the cap remains unharmed. Scrappy suddenly gets picked up by an exterior force and swung like a rag doll in a dishwasher. "WAIT WE WILL BURY YOU" he is thrown and the cap radiates an odor

 "WAIT WE WILL BURY YOU" he is thrown and the cap radiates an odor

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