Shaq's Day Out

Space Jam the final frontier

Shaq's Kermit alarm clock rang with it's heavy chips as always, "wake up you goldbond" Au Co said "we've got a game to win" SHAQ made an uncomfortable face as he gets dressed in his New Jersey and runs out of his house like a dysfunctional nun, and hopped on a taxi driven by bunu to school. He begins playing Pokemon go and catches the rock, but not before he had to use 4 old spice balls because OLD SPICE IS SO POWERFUL IT CAN CATCH THE ROCK.

as SHAQ arrived he pulsates his pecks and his hands got clammy, the two team leaders subtly winked at him as he penetrated the double doors, and walked to the rest of his team.Shaq walked down the court, escorted by Au Co. He saw all of his friends, acquaintances, frogs, crabs, dictators, and other people he memed with. They all looked at him with a hopeful look. It was up to Shaq and his team to save the school from the cringe. When Shaq got to the end of the crowd he met his other teammates: MC frizzle bee, man in a Kermit the frog suit, Johnny bravo, and shadow. The five of them, and co Louis then had a group huddle on the far end of the court. "Alright. I think I here a chocolate bar Callin." Said doc. "UGH THIS IS NO TIME FOR YOUR JOKES DOC!" Shadow said loud enough for others to hear. "Get it together you guys, we have Johnny bravo and Shaquille oneal himself on our basketball team, they don't even stand a chance!" Johnny bravo gave her a glazed look in his eye. "Lady...we may have my friend Shaq and, heh, yours truly on our side, but..." He paused for a second. "That's just about it. No offense lady, but your a bee. A BEE! How are we supposed to play with a LITERAL BEE?! Not to mention there's also and edgy hedgehog thing and a weird man in a lizard out fit." Johnny said. "That's Kermit the frog suit to you Johnny..." Man said slightly offended. "Whoa, whoa, calm down everybody" Shaq started. "Now, I know we haven't had any practice whatsoever, and our team consists of me, the frizz, man, and Johnny my main do schizzle! Don't you see? We're unique." Shaq said. "What do you mean by that?" Shadow said. "We have mc frizzle bees flight, which makes her quick and nimble and quick and nimble. We have me, generally good at basketball. We have shadows chaos power, and his edgy powers. Mans Kermit the frog suit, and mind games. Doc, the best coach in the world. And Johnny.....What exactly do you bring to the table?" Shaq stated. "Well... This in insulting, I can't believe my closest friend would be oblivious to my greatest talent. Having a pompadour. Ok now let's all go get pompadour so we can look cool while we get some dunks!" Said Johnny. The team then all put their hands in the middle and shouted: "YOU GO AND GET EM DONKEH!" Then they went onto the court in their positions. They all had eager faces.🌛

Dutchman Flyman sat in his announcer booth and waited for the teams to show up while drinking a vegan shake and howling
Shaq and his team piled in like weeny go-ers on weeny hut Wednesdays. From across the room Nolan looked at shaq and had his posse hold up a sign that said "Blocked". Shaq tinkled himself at the sight of Nolan's horrible ugliness, and sheen blared out "DUDE PUT THAT THING AWAY THERE ARE LIKE CHILDREN HERE" burning the ears of those same children. Shaq remembered his fathers advice and then heard the words of doc, Hit me baby, you got it all figured out. Nolan sneaked around wearing a squishward tannisbells mask to the nut Shaq's side . He subtly rips the head of man in a Kermit the frog suit leaving his balding head expose. "IM EXPOSED " he runs in the bathroom crying while singing "AM I A MAN OR AM I A MUPPET" seeing his reflection showing Kermit in a human
, Mc Frizzle Bee is dribbling the basketball like a nun with epilepsy. Her tiny hands pulsate because she is so tiny, and her muscles need to flux-ate 420 times a minute just to dribble a single time. Suddenly, she saw an evil grin come from Yuki on the cringe side. "What is she up to...?" Frizzle then sees Yuki take out a steel cage, with Nicholas cage inside. "Why is it in a cage?" MTP asked Yuki "It tried to bite me." Yuki replied. "You guys would never survive in the navy." Said MTP. "NOT THE NAVY!" Yuki sang/screamed as she let Nicholas out of the cage. Nicholas cage then ran over to mc frizzle, scaring her away by screaming: "NOT THE BEES!" This scared MC frizzle off the court entirely. "Oh no. Those guys are playing dirty!" Shaq then peered over at Yuki again, who released another animal from a cage. The creature was in fact crab Nicholson, who went into a scuttle with Boris. They just ran around pinching each other vigorously. Later, they got tired, made up, and left the game to grab a drink at the yuk yuk hut, so they could watch the game in HD on the crappy bar tv that was actually a security camera.On the other side of the court, Shadow gets reported by Nolan for having too many guns. Meow Police arrives, and Shadow gets taken to the admin car.🌚