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She ended up getting Sebastian Stan's number, and being featured in a new Buzzfeed article, apparently. So now as Felicity was walking to a meeting for the new designs of the LexCorp website, she got a barrage of texts from her new aquaintance.

Seabass: What ya up to?

Felicitycat: Not much, what about you?

Seabass: I'm going out for coffee today, wanna meet me later?

Felicitycat: Is this is a date?

Seabass: Only if you want it to be ;)

Felicitycat: Jesus, you're such an open flirt. I have a meeting, I'll text you if I can make it.

Seabass: I know you're dating Lex Luthor, yaknow. Doesn't mean you aren't into polygamy :))))

Rolling her eyes and not bothering to reply, she walked to the conference room where the group already started.

"Ah Felicity, glad for you join us." Lex's glinting smile made her feel warm inside as she took a seat across Jonathan Pine.

"Pip pip cheerio, Felicity." Jonathan quipped as he looked at her, his eyes mischievous.

"Now, who has the plans for the new designs?"

"I do, sir." The catlike voice snapped Felicity out of her good mood, making her feel all bad inside. The cherry red stilettos of Chloe Cox tapped themselves against the marble floor. She was sashaying to the front, almost showing her whole backside to the meeting.

"The beta for the new designs involves a 3D model of all our projects and upcoming software to the reader. The new LexCorp technology, that I have designed," giving a coy smile, she licked her lips, looking at Lex, "allows our website to manipulate any type of technological device and use it as sort of a platform for holograms and 4D versions of what we have to offer." She finished, biting on her lip, waiting for an answer.

"Great. Is that all?" Lex said, uninterested. His eyes drawled everywhere, obviously bored. And it was the sour and disappointed look Chloe's face that made Felicity go into bouts of hysterical laughter. Her sounds silenced the whole room, Chloe's eyebrows raised and Lex's knitted together.

"Something funny, Felicity?"

"Huh?" Tears were at her eyes now, her laughter refusing to die down.

"I asked if there was anything funny." He was genuinely confused.

"Oh..no i-it's just a joke that Jonathan told me." The whole table's eyes were now on Jonathan, who looked as confused. Suddenly, his face broke out into a smile, little giggles erupting from his mouth.

"Sorry, Lex, it was a really funny joke." His laughter seemed genuine to most, but Felicity knew that he was covering up for her.

"Okay....that's it for the meeting. Everybody get back to work." Lex's stern voice cast out all the employees in a second, leaving the two laughing and dying on their arses. Lex went and closed the door, closing the shutters and approaching them.

"Now, the real talk begins." Felicity was dying down now, her eyes still crinkling from Chloe's frown, but she began to focus on what Lex was saying.

"Wait." She then turned to Jonathan, raising her eyebrows.

"Just because I'm British doesn't mean I can't delve myself in American matters." Ah, he's part of the plot too. Lex was looking at them both, waiting for a signal to continue. Felicity leaned back into the desk chair, giving a small nod.

"The kryptonite we have is prepped and ready, and will be good for use in 2 weeks' time. Along with that, Felicity's "internship" will end around that time," he said, looking straight at her, "so I'm going to take her and I out to your place for a while until all the conspiracies die out. His mother, meanwhile, will have to be extracted out a week from now, so a departure has to be early. Okay?"

"I'm all good with it, seeing as I'll be across the pond tomorrow." Jonathan nodded, getting ready to leave.

"Same, I think I'll just have to call my parents." She jested, nodding at Lex and standing up.

"Alright, that's that! Now, would anyone oblige to having coffee with me in the manor?" He said to both of them.

"Got to catch up on Game of Thrones-"

"Oh my god how did you react to-"

"NO FUCKING SPOILERS." Jonathan yelled, closing his ears. Lex gave a little chuckle, before looking at Felicity for an answer.

"Gonna have to pass," Lex now looked at her with confusion, "having some rainbow bagels with Sebastian Stan." Groans were heard from both parties.

"I'll just rewatch Game of Thrones with you, Jon," he said grudgingly, earning a yelp of success from the Brit, "and you better hope he's gay babe"

"Why?" He came close to her, kissing her softly on the cheek and holding her arm.

"Cause if not, I'm onto him." He said with a dark smile, a smile Felicity couldn't decipher if he was being serious or not.

"Don't you practice polygamy?" She pleaded, asking for a little bit of diversity in their relationship. He stared at her, long and hard, fighting whether or not to let her.

"Fine, fine. But I swear, if he even claims you-"

"He won't." She smiled sweetly. Jonathan left the room, bidding a charming goodbye. Felicity took Lex's collar, and slowly pulled it, walking backwards until she hit a wall.

"You're all mine." Lex pressed his lips on her jaw, warming up immediately. She gave a little gasp, grabbing his shoulders.

"I know-"

"No matter what anyone says." He smirked at her, Felicity feeling like a queen. He then continue the barrage on her neck, no doubt giving hickeys. Well, he thought, it is a warning to Sebastian fucking Stan if he tries to even court her.

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to all the marvel / sebastian stan people i pray for ur goddamned souls for the next chapter LAMO
---i fully support polygamy so der gonna be polygamy TOO BAD
but ofc lex is still possessive but he's tryin to be open ya know
anw SEVEN THOUSAND READS(???????) THAs CRA Y CRAY i love you all so much and thank u 2 da peeps who comment and vote and live
|||| special appreciation for 1)that girl who is stydia and style AHAHA hi 2) she is full of marvel ness LOL LMAO 3) the one who knows about mikayla's past AHA (im making rly bad jokes im sorry) and all the others im completely forgettiNG SORRY IF UR READING THIS (DO ANY OF U EVEN DO???) ALSO VIKTORIA MACKAY <3 srry its just my anniversary w my boyf getting so giddy you know what i mean
~anyways thats all for nowDONT FORGET TO CHECK OUT ENIGMA (JON SNOW) AND MEDICINE (BUCKY BARNES) If ur a lil shit for any of them AHAHAH ily all
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