Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor's house.
Police: Where is your neighbor's house?
Me: You won't believe me if I tell you.
Police: Tell me!
Me: Next to my house.
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Jokes, Quotes, and Insults
HumorA list of jokes, quotes, and insults I have seen, heard, or came up with over the years. I do not take credit for all the jokes found in here.
