3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver, knowing they were all drunk, started the engine and turned it off again. Then said," We have reached your destination." The first guy gave him money and the second guy said,"Thank you." The third guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked, thinking that the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked,"What was that for?"
The 3rd guy replied," Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"
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Jokes, Quotes, and Insults
HumorA list of jokes, quotes, and insults I have seen, heard, or came up with over the years. I do not take credit for all the jokes found in here.
