Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No.
Dad: The girl is Bill Gates' daughter.
Son: Then okay.
*Dad goes to Bill Gates*
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No.
Dad: My son is the CEO of the world bank.
Bill Gates: Then okay.
*Dad goes to the president of the World Bank*
Dad: Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
President: No.
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then okay.
Now that is BUSINESS.
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Jokes, Quotes, and Insults
HumorA list of jokes, quotes, and insults I have seen, heard, or came up with over the years. I do not take credit for all the jokes found in here.
