Jokes and random things

Snerk

One day I was sitting at a picnic table with my friends and my and the guy were talking about embarrassing moments. He said something about falling in midair, but mine was much more different. 

I was at my grandma's farm for the summer, and I was quite young at the time. My grandma still trusted me to be alone and went to work. I decided I wanted to blow bubbles. So inside the house I get my big bottle of bubbles out and go into the little room in the front of the house right next to the front door. And sitting in the grass right where the cement for the sidewalk and the long driveway sits this gigantic snake. I kid you not I scream, "Oh my gerd, a snerk!" And still to this day I think that is one of the weirdest things I have said.