crybaby: his life + a phan au [REWRITING]

- | Cake, last chapter | -

It's probs the last chapter (after an ep)

I has 500 reads.

THANK YOU GUYS SO FRICKIN MUCH.

Two gifts for you: a really shitty joke, and a cliché flashback chapter

Tw; kind of heartbreak, dan being cheated by a guy

The joke:

Have you seen Big Hero Six?

Yeah it's a good movie.

But 2 minutes in they stopped animating Tadashi's breathing...

(I'm sorry please don't throw things at me)

Chapter:

Flashback (dan was like 15 or shit)

I sighed as I opened the door to Leo's house.

He invited me for "movie night" and I appreciated that.

His parents were out and about, running some errands, and left Leo here for 2 weeks.

I felt really bad for him. (Buy Blue Neighbourhood on iTunes)

He was so alone in his life, and he was pretty sad too.

He didn't have depression, but he was sad.

His parents weren't fighting. They were a loving and stable couple.

That's what Leo thought.

They were actually faking those shit, and they were having multiple infidelties.

At first, I just said yes when he asked if I wanted to be his boyfriend. Because I pitied him, and he was my bestest friend at the moment.

But... y'know. Change happens. So I felt attracted to him.

So, we have a really good relationship.

I went upstairs, and found a t-shirt.

It was red, and it had "fuck yeah" on it.

This was Leo's shirt.

I ran for his room and put my ear gently on the room.

"Oh, uh." A loud moan escaped from someone's lips...

Leo.

He was cheating on me?

I never, ever thought that he would.

I knocked on the door 4 times(doctor who reference hoho) and I was crying now.

"Oh shit, Dan?!" Leo shouted.

"We're over!" I shouted back.

I stormed off downstairs and walked to my house.

It was near his house anyways.

I got out my keys and unlock the door with ease. (Srsly buy BN on iTunes)

I saw Melanie was here.

"Melanie, let's make a song."

"Yeah, sure, why not? And, are you okay? C'mere." She offered.

I walked to her and hugged her.

I really like warm hugs. (Okay, olaf we get it)

"What'cha wanna write about?" She asked, and gave me a small, sad smile.

"How people use you just to numb their pain, and for pleasure."

"Oh wow, let me guess? Leo cheated? I'm sorry. I feel you though." She nodded.

"Yeah. Let's call it Cake."

"Cake? Like... Calum Hood and Luke Hemmings?" She giggled, attemting to make me do the same.

"Haha, very funny. No, just that. Cause pleasure and all. You give them a piece of... cake?" I grinned, this was the most metaphorical shit I've ever said.

"Y'know, yeah." She laughed.

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"I'm not a piece of cake, for you to just discard, while you walk away, with the frosting on my heart!" Melanie sang.

"So I'm taking back, what's mine, you'll miss. The slice of heaven that I gave to you last night." She sang.

"This is great, to be honest. Wanna call Troye for some... more music-making stuff?"

"Of course! Making songs was one of my biggest dreams, thanks Dan. Cheers." She smiled sweetly.

That's how "The Imperfectionists" started.

I smiled at the memory.

I really, really do want to make another song.

For all of those shit things that my exes did.

I hummed a tune.

I gave it a quick sing.

Fast.

"My condolences..."

Cliffhanger. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE SUPPORT.

This book is coming to an end... :(((

But I will still post a sequel

So stay tuned for zat.

And the ep is gonna be posted, today or tomorrow.

AND PHAN IS LIVE WHICH IS WOOOP.

So, thank you so much for the reads.

Imma tag my best friends.

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