Dancing with the STARISH

Hell's dancefloor

It was early in the morning and Mai was waiting for STARISH in the dance room. She glances at the wall clock and saw that they were 2 minutes late. 'Be patient Mai... You sent them the time before going to bed so they'll be here.' She emailed everyone and text their seniors to tell them that practice is at 6:30 am.

~20 minutes later~

It's 7 o'clock in the morning and Mai has lost her patience. "Oh hell to the no," she said in a low tone. Looks like she was going to have to take matters into her own hands.

~With QN~

The group was having breakfast in a small café, enjoying the peace and quiet till Ai brought something up. "Has anyone reminded their juniors about their practice with Mai?" He asked.

They were silent for a moment then burst into laughter because they purposely withheld that information from the STARISH members.

"Nah let them deal with Major/Warden Mai," Reiji said and ate his donut with sprinkles.

Ranmaru smirked lightly, "I hope she sprays them with the hose." He took a sip of his coffee.

~With STARISH~

"So you turds thought you can be late to my practice... Well, think again!" Mai said as she walked down the line of several boys. They were dripping wet and still in their sleepwear or boxers since some like to sleep in just their underwear. Mai gave all of them a wake-up call when she got them all out here by faking a fire drill then sprayed them with a hose once they were outside. Cecil was screaming a high pitch scream when water made contact with him. "The next time you're late I will literally beat your ass like a drum." A few of them flinched when she made the threat. "Now get dressed and go to the dance room," the seven idols ran back inside when she was done chewing them out. They all thought the same thing, 'She was so nice yesterday. What happened?'

After everyone was dry and dressed, they assembled in the dance room. "Okay I saw your last performance and I must say that I was impressed with the music, in fact, I loved it," Mai said. That lightened up everyone's moods bit, knowing that she didn't hate their work. "However, I thought the dancing could use some work," they deflated a bit from her critiquing.

"So how are we going to better ourselves then?" Masato asked.

She smirked, "I'm glad you asked." She looked at the bunch in front of her, "You guys are attractive young men so we are going to use it to your advantage. Now let's get the group dances out of the way first."

She guided them through the group sequences although she did have a few complications. "Cecil...pumpkin...why are you spinning?" She asked as though she was a concerned mother.

"Hm? Oh sorry, I can't break this habit. I've done this since I was little," he explained.

'Oh boy this might be a little harder than I thought ' she smiled softly at him, "Don't worry I'm sure I can help you break that habit," she gently patted him on the back.

Hours has past and she was surprised how fast they got the moves down and she didn't have to yell too much at them, "Alright let's pair you off ." From looking at the video of their first performance, she noticed that they paired off into groups so she thought they should stick to it, " the first group singing step forward." The dancer saw Ren Otoya and Natsuki step forward," You're team, Camel."

The guys gave her confused looks, "Why that name?" The redhead asked.

"Oh you'll find out," she moved on to the second group, "Syo and Cecil you're team Yaoi."

Their eyes widen, "Hey I don't want to have that name!" Syo exclaimed.

"Well, that's too damn bad. There's a reason why you have that name." Finally, she looked at the two bluenettes, "You two are team Cake. Again I say there's a reason why you have the name."

Mai began doing the moves for the pairs.

-Team Camel-

"You are called Team Camel because camels have humps," she explained to them," And so will you."

"What?!" The redhead and blonde exclaimed.

"You heard me. You are going to be making love to the air." It was awkward for them at first but Mai pushed them through it.

-Team Yaoi-

"Alright, who's going to be the fem?" She asked the two. They were silent for a while so she had to pick by choosing who had the softer voice, "Cecil you're the uke."

"W-what?! Whhhhhy??"

"Because you're whining like one. It's only acting, as far as I know, so play along."

Next, she told Syo what he had to do," You want me to do what?!" The shorter boy's face was red.

Mai had her hands on her hips, "Go up to Cecil and grab his waist and let him touch your face." Syo was about to argue more but the dancer glared at him. He sighed and did what was asked of him. "Hold that eye contact and make it look more realistic 'Actor'," the way she said actor held a lot of sarcasm.

-Team Cake-

"Alright, who's ready to shake what their mama gave them?"

"Not me," Tokiya stated.

"Too bad," she said.

Masato raised his hand, "Why are we called Teams Cake?"

"Cake is American slang for butt and Tokiya had the nicest one in the group," she was so forward and it caught them off guard.

"She's not lying," Ren said from the other side of the room with his group.

"Yeah, it's like you do squats everyday day Tokiya!" Otoya said

The perfectionist covered his behind and backed into a wall mirror, "Why is everyone staring at it."

Everyone shrugged, "Because it's nice," they said at the same time.

~ By lunch time~

They were able to put a dance together and even added a few personal touches into the mix. They even got Cecil to stop spinning by spraying him in the face with water every time he did it, much to his annoyance.

"Okay guys we are done here you just need to keep practicing and you'll be golden," she smiled at them.

"Hey, are you guys done in here?" Reiji asked from his position by the door with the rest of Quartet Night.

"Yeah it's safe," Mai answered. The group walked in and Reji glomped her, covering her cheek in kisses. Mai blushed and tried pushing him away, "Rei- chan quit playing around!"

"But I love you so much!" Everyone but the other three members of Quartet Night stared at the two.

"What did you just say!?" Otoya yelled out.

AN: Uh oh someone has some explaining to do.