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(All written by lolzor_idk so yeah there ya go)

Ur mum is a door fight me Hellen

I like cats fam because cats are beautiful fam

It's the summer of 2001

Ur mum is a door again fight me again Hellen

I'm different yeah I'm different

I'm slim shady the real slim shady

Ice ice baby

Alright stop collaborate and listen ice is back with my brand new invention

Water water cycle

Do do do DO DO Do

Same brendon

Ur mums Brendon

Breadbin urine

The hash slinging slasher

When I ripped my pants I thought that everyone was on my side until I went and blew it all sky high and now they won't even spare a passing glance all because I went and ripped my pants when big Larry came round just to put him down spongebob turned into a clown and no girl ever wants to dance with the fool who went and ripped his pants I know I shouldn't mope round know I shouldn't curse but the pain feels so much worse cause winding up with no one is a lot less fun than a burn from the sun or sand in your buns now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget so listen and you won't regret be true to yourself and yeah fam and you won't end up like the fooool whooooo riiiiiiiped hiiiiiis pants

David hasselhoff

Urmumé

My taste in music is uR MUm

Corndog on corndog is the best website in the world and you can't tell me otherwise or I'll have to murder you then collect your blood then feed it to your family in soup

NOoOooOoooOoOooOooOoOooOoOooOoOooOoOooOoOoOooOooOoOooOoOoOooOoOoOoOoOooOoOooPlskysNOooOoOooOoooo

Kissyoursockfam

Basket peg by green week

That's my favorite song fam y'know fam

I eat children

Freddie from ICarly is my daddy

Freddiedontyameandaddy

Run by DaddySartorius666

Adopted By ICarly

Brought to you by the same people who wrote Not All Heros Wear Capes

Pete Wentz = zi confirmed

Ur mum is accurate

'Twas the summer of 1801 and Joseph meets Patrick and he declares "Greetings, for I know about music" And Patrick declares "Greetings, for I know greater knowledge about music" "That is preposterous, would you like to start a musical group?" And Patrick declares "Yes, that is agreeable" Then Joseph declares "Halt, this establishment is a literature market not a musical market"

So long and goodnight fam

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