I would not make this if Lina hadn't asked me to so you can thank her for that (or yell at her for it but I mean if you yell at her I'll probably kill you just saying)
Pete walked into the house the party was being held at. Mikey's hou-he-he walked into Mikey's house basically.
"Sup fam, everyone's favourite meme is here," Pete yelled as he entered. He didn't expect the house to be so quiet though so really there was no need for him to scream but he expected it to be louder.
It was not though.
The party consisted of Mikey, his brother Gerard (because he forcibly came against Mikey's will), Ray, Frank (Gerard brought him), Patrick, Joe, Andy, Brendon, Ryan, and now Pete. How on earth was it this quiet in the house?
Especially with Brendon in the house like wtf bro.
Anyway, after Pete's embarrassment subsided because he has just yelled into a quiet house, he decided it would be best to talk to Mikey. After all, he was the host.
And the love of Pete's life but that's not the point.
"Hi Milky Way," Pete said. You'll probably have to read that twice to understand he did not just call Mikey by his first name.
"Hi Pepe Wentz," Mikey said back. Yes they're the nickname type of couple, I'm sorry you'll have to deal with it.
"Why the frick frack snick snack cadillac tic tac big mac* insomniac crick crack diddly dack megalomaniac is it so quiet in here?" Pete asked Mikey. (* I got this from a text from Charley, please don't sue me if you see this Charley)
"Uh I have no clue actually. You'd think with Brendon here it'd be louder than the sound of Lina murdering her enemies but it's surprisingly quiet," Mikey explained. Pete gave Mikey a weird look.
"Who the fluffy babies is Lina?" Pete asked. Mikey held a finger to Pete's mouth to quiet him.
"Doesn't matter, just know that she murders her enemies very loudly," he said. Pete nodded before taking a bunch of paper out of his jacket.
"Whatcha doin' fam?" Mikey asked.
"Dank memes" is all Pete said as he taped pictures of Pepe the frog, Doge, some random emo girl that had a shirt that said xXxRAWRxXx on it, and Overly Attached Girlfriend all over Mikey's house.
"Gosh diddly darnit Pete," Mikey said as he followed Pete around the house.
Pete got a little carried away and started taping memes on people because he ran out of wall area.
"Yo what the f-" Brendon said as Pete taped a Doge to his face.
"Holy smokes," Patrick said at Pete taped a Pepe to his back.
"..." Andy said as Pete taped an Overly Attached Girlfriend to his chest.
"Not bad, Joe," Joe said as Pete taped an emo girl/xXxRAWRxXx to the top of his head...or hair I guess because that tape would definitely get caught in his hair.
Pete ran out of memes.
eXCEPT ONE HA I TRICKED YOU DIDN'T I?
Anyways Pete taped a picture of himself to Mikey's face.
"There. Perfect," he said.
"Jesus of Suburbia Pete, why?" Mikey asked.
"I am the dankest meme around," Pete said. Mikey sighed and took the piece of paper off of his face.
Suddenly some random uninvited dude just strolled right into Mikey's house like whatcha doin' fam?
He looked around the room and saw Mikey and Pete looking especially gay standing next to each other really really closely. Also Mikey was blushing and that's super gay.
"Ew gay's gross" the guy said. Pete walked up to the man and tapped him on the shoulder.
"Um, excuse you Mr. Sir, last time I checked we didn't invite you so don't criticise our lives," Pete said angrily. Mikey smiled because his boyfriend-well not really they weren't actually dating-was defending him and that was cute.
Mr. Sir coughed. "Ahem. In the bible, it's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve," said Mr. Sir.
This time, Mikey was the one to speak up.
"If your argument is 'it's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve' then you should Adam and Leave," Mikey said, very sassily may I add.
Pete stood there gaping at his boyfriend-well not really because they're not-okay you get it. He couldn't believe how savage Mikey was. He was pretty savage. Sassvage actually.
"You can't kick me out of my own party," Mr. Sir said.
"Wtf bro, it's not even your party it's mine," Gerard suddenly chimed it after being quiet the whole party.
"ACTUALLY it's my party fam but alright," said Mikey.
"Alright, whatever, this party has too many gays anyways," Mr. Sir said. Pete knew he was obviously referring to him, Mikey, Gerard, Frank, Brendon, and Ryan because they're like the gayest of gays.
"Good. And close the goddamn door on your way out," Brendon said as he slammed the door behind Mr. Sir.
After Mr. Sir was gone, the party went back to gaying it up.
And everyone lived happily ever after below the waist.
