disclaimer: i do not actually hate pete wentz

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I don't understand why y'all can't comprehend that when I say "I hate Pete Wentz" it's a joke mostly

like it used to be that whenever people would say "why do you hate Pete Wentz," I would say "because he's hot and funny and overall a nice person and I love him with all my heart so yeah that's why I hate him" and then they would catch on that it's a joke and I don't actually hate him

but now when I do that people are like "but that's not a reason to hate him!! you should LOVE him for that!!!!!"

so now instead of being my snarky sarcastic self I have to just explain "it-it's a joke, I don't actually hate him"

I even have that written in my bio tf why don't you guys just look at my full account before you yell at me for hating him

I was going to say "I pretend to hate all of them" but that is such a lie I've never once said that I hated Patrick Stump or Joe Trohman and once or twice I said I hated Andy Hurley but then I took it right back because how can you hate that cutie

Pete's just problematic what can I say

alright that is all goodbye

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