hi I watched all of Sherlock s4 and it was beautiful
also I got the sims 4 vampire pack and I've literally only used it twice because I'm too scared to use it
as-lotus-flowers do you want to be a vampire or should I make me a vampire because I want one of our sims to be a vampire
okay so this one girl at my school (lina you know which one) is like super obsessed with me and she'll hug me at random times and she'll say "I missed you" and "I love you" all the time and it's super annoying and I'm like "woah dude step off
I almost gave her my wattpad but then I realised that she doesn't need to know more of my social media she already has my snapchat
alright I have literally nothing to write about Lina why would you want to read this I'm boring af
I look like John Watson today I am blessed he is such a beautiful man
we had a 2 hour delay today it was magical
my science teacher looks like Gregor Mendel
"index cards laced with Winkle tears, once you ingest them you have eternal life"
y'know I think the one reason that one girl flirts with me is because everyone else in the friend group is either straight or has a girlfriend therefore making me the only possibility since I'm technically single but guess what I dON'T WANT TO DATE HER
Nick was telling me about how "it's not rape if she's asleep because then she can't say no" meanwhile Caleb was telling me about how some woman got her arm stuck in the donation box and she died
these are my friends
they are the people I choose to associate with
"roll of thunder hear my cry"? more like "no plot"
*SHERLOCK S4 SPOILER IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY SEEN IT PLEASE SKIP THE NEXT PARAGRAPH*
Euros was such an unnecessary character why did they choose to add her into my favourite show what the heck there is no way Sherlock can just forget that he had a sister like I get that he's Sherlock and he always erases "useless" memories for stuff that will help with current cases and such but like he can't just forget that he had a sister
"Anderson, don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street" will forever be my favourite quote
my favourite character is Mycroft Holmes fight me he's the best
I told my friend Hannah that once and she said his nose looked like a shrivelled penis
I feel bad because last night my cat was sleeping on my legs but then my sister's alarm started going off and so I leaned over to turn it off but I woke up the cat and she left
gROSS TOMORROW I HAVE GYM AND WE'RE STILL PLAYING FLOOR HOCKEY WE'VE BEEN PLAYING FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS
jfc @ mr. fraze we don't need two weeks for one game
I feel like being a gym teacher would be so weird because you just sit in a chair and watch these children run around beating each other with sticks for an hour
I'm trying to think of more things to write but I have nothing
"it's not rape if she's sleeping. it's also not rape if she's deaf"
yes Nick actually said it's not rape if she's deaf
not dead
deaf
I need new friends
but my current ones are so funny
I swear whenever anyone learns that the outside of my glasses are black but the insides are blue, they act like they've just learned the true meaning of life
like Nick today just went "wOAH THEY'RE BLACK ON THE OUTSIDE BUT BLUE ON THE..." and then I said "yeah that's usually everyone's reactions"
why is that so interesting for people
this one girl has yellow glasses that glow in the dark and change colour when the temperature changes but for some reason my blue-black glasses are amazing??
okay that's all I have for now my life is too boring for me to write more
happy valentines day💚
