okay so allie said I was allowed to do this too so here we go
so I think you just list a bunch of inside jokes in your school idk why it's called the slang tag but whatever here we go
-nick's five and a half children
-"what happened to the other half?" "we don't talk about the other half"
-*this one's only if you're in algebra* "what happened to the other half?" "mrs. dillow kicked it through the goalpost of life"
-mrs. miller: you may begin your tests
trenton: how many times can I look back at the passage?
mrs. miller: as often as you'd like
dylan: so...if i wanted to look back at the passage, how many times can I do that?
mrs. miller: as often as you'd like
jaylin: what if I need to go back to the passage but I don't want to?
mrs. miller: YOU MAY LOOK BACK AT THE PASSAGE AS OFTEN AS YOU'D LIKE
*silence*
*nick raises his hand*
nick: what if I run out of lines?
-caleb, elijah, nick, dylan, and my sister's occupation
-underneath the taco bell
-"ooOoOoh it's a sPOooOkY ghOoSt!!" "dylan, turn the lights back on"
-*silence in the class as everyone does work*
dylan: fed-ex
-"loOK OUT EVERYONE THERE'S A BOMB" *everyone jumps out of desk onto ground*
-hi-ho daddy
-"I like a man in tights"
-"willow kicked me in the anus"
-blake eating orange peels
-blake eating tuna straight out of the package
-blake tying his hair in the front
-blake in general
-creative math
-"what's a cun-sone-int?" "...you mean a consonant?" "ohhhhh that makes more sense"
-"did george washington discover america in 1942?"
-columbia
-babysitting columbia
-"omg we were best friends in kindergarten!!"
-"you were in my first grade class, how did I not know you until now?"
-stale memes
-smacking people's butts
-"oh dangit"
-"god dangit" "I'm pretty sure GOD didn't DANG anything"
-mrs. burton in general, no one likes her
-"do you get into advanced choir automatically since you're the choir director's daughter?" "??? caleb is a boy???" "yeah I meant son but I said daughter"
-generally not giving a frick anymore
-any and all book references
-dylan reading the end-of-quarter announcements
-mr. ehrhart is amish
-"meningitis, meningitis, don't get it, it is bad, menin-meningitis, menin-meningitis..." *sung to tune of the "here comes pointer" song or whatever, y'know the one about the fingers*
-sexual harassment
-*barely touches someone* "stop sexually harassing me"
okay that's all I can think of for now
