2. tumblr is a porn site

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Steven: yo guys

Axl: yo

Duff: sup m8

Slash: I see we continue talking on this stupid chat room

Axl: it's not stupid

Slash: wtv

Duff: hey guys

Duff: here's izzy?

Axl: please not again

Steven: GUYS GUYS GUYS

Slash: what steve

Steven: I found this super cool social network

Slash: wtf

Steven: it's called tumblr

Axl: what the fuck is a tumblr??

Duff: it has porn, it's cool

Slash: porn? I'm in

Steven: it doesn't have just porn

Axl: I'm creating an account

Steven: it's pretty cool Ax

Duff: you know you can find pics of yourselves if you search your name in Google?

Slash: duff, love, we already knew that

Duff: how?

Axl: I do that when I'm bored

Duff: you search your name on Google when you're bored?

Axl: yes. I have to see if internet has good pics of me

[Izzy is online]

Izzy: am I late for something?

Duff: Axl searches his own name on Google when he's bored

Izzy: you're all so stupid

Steven: hey, I'm not stupid

Axl: you are

Duff: you too Axl

Slash: wtf is wrong with you

Izzy: I'm friends with a bunch of nerds, that's what's wrong with me

Duff: salty

Izzy: you like it

Duff: no, I prefer Slash

Slash: aw, ily 2 duffy

Axl: you're bunch of losers

Steven: no, you are the losers. You don't even know what tumblr is

Izzy: what's a tumblr? O.o

Slash: duff told me it was a cool porn site

Steven: it's not a porn site!

Duff: but you can't deny it has porn

Steven: ok, it does but it's not just porn. It was pretty cool things

Slash: I just logged in on tumblr and wow

Steven: it's pretty cool, isn't it?

Slash: yeah, those boobs are really cool

Axl: boobs? Where?

Izzy: axl you're such a fuckboy

Axl: I'm not

Duff: aren't we all?

Slash: talk for urself

Duff: shut up you curly head, you're a slut

Slash: and u r a fuckboy

Izzy: losers

Axl: lol, you can't even get some pussy

Duff: excuse me? Bitch, I can get more hookers than you

Axl: as if

Axl: you wish

Izzy: guys, enough

Steven: I FOUND BOOBS ON TUMBLR BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

izzy: you guys need to get out of the house more

Slash: actually, I'm going out

Duff: where are you going?

Slash: getting some booze and some real boobs

Steven: good luck bro

Slash: luck? I don't need luck

Axl: sure Jan

Slash: u r annoying, bye

[Slash is offline]

Steven: I thought Axl was the one who loses his temper easily

Duff: axl, slash is stealing your roll on this band

Axl: stupid fucker, if he thinks can be better than me he's wrong
[Axl is offline]

Izzy: bunch of losers *rolling eyes*

[Izzy is offline]

Steven: well, it's just you and I duff

Steven: duff??

Steven: DUFFALO???

[Duff is offline]

Steven: motherfucker

[Steven is offline]

A/N: sup pals.

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