omg phan

who to chews? (Dan's POV)

Now don't get me wrong, Guacamolhey is a really nice girl (or part avocado girl or whatever). Weird, but still nice. I just don't really think of her that way. Like, since when did stealing somebodies socks make you a couple? But I like the mystery in her. There's always adventure and something new. Then again, Phil. My sweet little Phil lion. I can't leave him. But that doesn't matter. We're going to see him right now.

As we bounced along our way in a pony Guacy stole from some merry go round, I notice we're approaching our apartment.

"Hey Guacy," I remember, "what about my socks?"

"Those can wait. We have a more pressing issue as of right now."

Damn it Guacy! We came all the way to the spirit realm and we didn't even get my socks! Suddenly, my heart beat got faster and I  heard angels singing. This happens when I see Phil after awhile.

He steps outside to greet us on the emerald, freshly cut grass. His black hair shining and he was wearing his pancake shirt. Why must he do this to me? I guess we can't choose who we fall for.

We spun to a stop and met Phil outside. I wanted to run up to him and hug him right then and there, but I resisted for Guacy's sake. I missed him so much, I was ecstatic to see him again.

Guacy stuck up her nose and scoffed when Phil held out a hand to her. "I don't interact with peasents."

Ooooo sista just messed with the wrong mista!!! I was about drop kick her into 2078 when Phil put his arms around me to hold me back. And guess what? He was laughing!

"Phil! She just insulted you right to your face!"

"Obviously, Dan. But, it's funny! She has so much anger bottled up into her tiny little body!"

"Heyyy," said Guacy, looing offended.

Guacy and I were starving, so we headed upstairs and into the kichen. Phil, being the amazing cook that he is, made us fish tacos. We sat at the table and begin to enjoy our fabulous meal when Gaucy began crying!

"What?! What's wrong?" I asked

"Does it taste bad? Did I put too many onions in there?"

She shook her head softly, her green hair tumbling down her shoulders like a contaminated waterfall. "I- I need to tell you something. Both of you..."