John: *reads Just Friends*
John: what the fuck
John: why am i being friendzoned so much
John: gODDAMIT RINGO WHY CANT YOU SEE THE TRUTH
John: wow george is a dick for once
George: hey!!
John: shut up geraldo im reading
John: WHY AM I BEING ATTACKED SO MUCH
Grace: *pops in* wow what kind of masochistic demon would write something so heart-wrenchingly agonizing
Grace: oh yeah.