Pattie: georgie? What's all this lennstarr hullabaloo about?
George: ringo and john are, um, pretty much together.
Pattie: like together together? romantically?
George: yeah pretty much
Pattie: y'know i kinda think they look cute together-
George: oh my god
Pattie: the height differences
Pattie: THEYRE SOULMATES
George: oh my god not YOU too
Pattie: i cant help it!
George: pattie nO
Pattie: im starting to ship them george HELP!
Pattie: I DONT WANT TO TURN OUT LIKE PAUL
George: pATTIE NO
George: IT'LL RUIN YOUR LIFE
Paul: wow. Okay. George has a point.