Lennstarr Scenarios [✔️]

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Okay so tbh there is no perfect couple. But that's normal. Because too-perfect couples are icky and pretty much boring if they just magically fall in love with each other and happily every after.

So here's the small things that annoy the both of them (but they still love each other nonethless :3) ;

- Ringo sort of hates it when John softens his words when explaining things to him. Well to be fair John doesn't want to hurt his lovely.

"But John I can handle it!"

"Yeah but-"

- whenever they get into a car Ringo always DOMINATES the radio. Which is a nightmare for John bc he picks the shittiest tunes (like the modern weekly's)

"What's so appealing about big butts anyway?!"

"It's catchy!!"

The worst part is Ringo singing work in the worst way possible aND PAUL SINGS ALONG IT'S TORTURE

- John can't cook. Like ever. And whenever Ringo comes back the kitchen is in ruins and WWIII has commenced.

- Ringo drops 1D references and John hates the band to his very core:

"Baby you light up my world like nobody els-"

"sTOP"

- John snores too loudly and Ringo's a really squirmy sleeper.

- Ringo hogs the covers.

- Ringo tAKES TOO LONG IN THE BATHROOM (which happens in the worst timing possible like last second pee or when john can't freaking hold it anymore)

- sometimes Ringo fusses too much over the phone

"No Ringo I didn't burn the kitchen"

- John gets arrogant sometimes and Ringo just rolls his eyes in the corner

A/N 8K READS!!!! *happy dance* or wait better *ringo dance*