Love Bites (on hold)

Hallucinations and cataplexy.

Chapter 4

“ Does it still hurt?” Taylor asked as she finished. The drugs she gave me numbed the pain a little bit and made me a little dopey... the question she asked seemed stupid.

“ No, I'm crying because it looks cool. What do you think, woman” I said sarcastically.

She shook her head with a laugh as Conner glared at me. “ It's alright Conner the pain pills are making her loopy. She's not intentionally being disrespectful to anyone.”

Conner stiffly nodded, but his cold eyes still glared at me.

“ You know, Conner you might actually be attractive if you stopped acting like I ate your cat.” I said then proceeded to sing 'I'm sexy and I know it'.

Taylor busted out laughing and Conner just stared at me disbelievingly. “ Ate my cat?” he repeated, “ I was wondering where the hell he went to...” he added with a laugh.

I looked at him and shook my head, “ Bad, Conner. I did not eat your cat. I might have unintentionally stared at your ass on the way up. But no cat eating happened here.” I pointed to myself with a shit eating grin.

At this point, I had no idea what the hell I was saying.

Taylor was laughing so hard she was turning red, what did I say again?

“ Holy crap I love you,” she said when she caught her breath.

“ Me too, It's my favourite vowel.” I stated, which started another round of laughter from her, Conner was leaning against the door of the little make-shift medical room with a huge smirk smacked on his face.

“ I fail at life.” I moaned out randomly.

“ You know what they say, it's better to fail than to cheat.” Liam said as he entered the room. I shook my head at him.

“ You sir, are a idiot.” I said matter-of-factly. “ You see, It's better to cheat than to repeat.” I said with a grin.

Liam just stared at me like I had 400 hundred heads. “ Starting to have an attitude problem already? God Conner you work fast.” he said motioning to me

“ No. I don't have an attitude problem, you have a problem with my attitude, and that sadly is not my problem. Hey do you have any chips?” I asked as a side note.

Taylor once again was laughing, “ God you're going to kill me, I'm not even 30 yet !” she said with a grin.

“ Oh.” I said like I had a change of heart. “ You know... I want to be fat.” I stated.

“ Why?” Chloe said as she entered the room with a scowl directed at me.

“ Because fat people are harder to kidnap, you should know!” I said seriously. “ I would poke your roll, but for some weird reason I can't seem to remember how to move.” I added as a side note.

This time Conner and Liam just about died, no seriously. They went red and were holding their stomachs.

“ I am not fat,” Chloe shrieked. “ You're fat.” she said as she pulled up my top to reveal my stomach.

“ Oh?” I said looking at my firm stomach that actually had muscle and not an inch of fat. “ Maybe you need glasses?” I said as I poked it. “Ow. Its hard.” I said as I sucked on my finger.

That I accidentally bended backwards. Making it snap. It looked like it was at a weird angle.

“ It looks weird.” I stated. Then started singing again.