Zodiac Short Stories

Last Day of School

All the signs: *Watching the clock*

Aries: 10!

Taurus: 9!

Gemini: 8!

Cancer: 7!

Leo: 6!

Virgo: 5!

Libra: 4!

Scorpio: 3!

Sagittarius: 2!

Capricorn: 1!

Aquarius: HAPPY NEW YEAR- oh wait... SCHOOL'S OUT!1!1!1!

Pisces: Yay!

Leo: Goddammit Aqua, you ruined it!

Aquarius: *Already running out the door with Sagittarius and Aries*

Aries: WOOO FREE AT LAST!

Sagittarius: ADIOS, SCHOOLWORK *Sets backpack on fire*

Scorpio: *Sets own backpack on fire*

Virgo: Wtf Scorpio, you're still wearing it

Scorpio: *Shrugs while unaffected* So?

Virgo: ...

Pisces: *Pulls bag of marshmallows out of thin air* We can roast marshmallows!

Taurus: FOOD *eats entire bag*

Pisces: ... nevermind!

Capricorn: I'm going to catch a flight to Antarctica so I don't have to be around you idiots anymore

Leo: You'll freeze to death!

Capricorn: No, I'll finally be somewhere that is cold like my soul

Leo: ... Okay have fun with that. I'm going to go somewhere warm so I can show off my beach body

Aquarius: Like Alaska?

Leo: Alaska isn't warm

Aquarius: Oh, I thought you were doing the opposite because you obviously don't have a beach body

Aries: Yeah, you should go somewhere cold where you can cool off because yOU JUST GOT BURNED! *High-fives Aquarius*

Leo: Change of plans. I'm now plotting two murders

Scorpio: *Still on fire* I can help with that

Gemini: *Dumping homework on Scorpio* You're so useful, Scorp!

Libra: *Throws report card on Scorpio* Yeah, thanks!

Cancer: Now all you need to do is touch the school

Sagittarius: I got this! *Throws backpack through a window*

Libra: That works too...

Taurus: Now we can have a giant bonfire! *Pulls out giant marshmallow*

Pisces: *Eats entire marshmallow* Oops, sorry

Cancer: Um, is the school supposed to look like the fiery depths of Hell?

Virgo: It always looks like that

Cancer: No, look *Points towards building that is engulfed in flames*

Virgo: I still don't see much of a difference

Gemini: RUN!

All the signs: *Run into the sunset as the school behind them blows up*

A/N: I don't know what I just wrote... I'm just really ready to get out of school! Unfortunately, I get out really late this year, so I'm going to be busy with finals and end-of-the-year projects. I'll try to update, but I'm not sure how often. When do you guys get out of school?