OHMYGOD!!

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Today must've been the worst day of my damn life! Okay so look its story time y'all.

Right now I'm at my friends house and i was like "hmm I smell like ass, lemme take a shower". This is my first time at her house too so yeah!

Anyway I get in the shower and I'm looking for her soap. I see this white little box thing stuck on her shower wall. It had a big button and I thought, "maybe this is the soap".

I clicked the button and the damn thing spRAYED BLUE CLEANING SHIT IN MY EYE. MY ASS FELL TO THE FLOOR AND NOT ONLY THAT! BUT ON THE WAY DOWN I TRIED TO GRAB THE WATER FOR SUPPORT! TF IS WRONG WITH ME!

BTW HER SOAP WAS IN THE CLOSET IN THE BATHROOM..
FML

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