2. Why does my character look disgusted about everything?
3. Wait, why is Trask telling me how to put on clothing? I know, dude...
FRAKKIN' MANSPLAINER!
4. Wow, Medpacs restore full health?! That will be so helpful for the entire game!
5. Me to Carth: I don't get into escape pods with strangers.
Carth: We can talk later!
Me: ...No.
6. Oh, so this is what Taris looks like?
7. WHY YOU NO TRUST ME CARTH.
8. I don't like these Rakghouls, so I'm going to avoid them even if I get DS points.
9. Aw, Mission's adorable. Don't tell her that.
10. Please, stop arguing! Mission, you are a kid, and Carth, grow up.
11. Yay! I can't wait to finally meet this Jedi that everyone has been talking about! She's going to be awesome. And also, how do you say Bastila?
12. Bastila: You didn't save me.
Me: Yes I did.
Bastila: No you didn't.
Me: Yup, pretty sure I did.
Bastila: LIAR! Oh, Carth sent you? Coolio. Let's go.
Me: ...What just happened?
13. We've got a plan, peeps!
14. Soooo looong, Taris! Oh, no. OH NO.
15. Now I'm thinking about all of the people I met on Taris.
16. Oh, so I have to shoot ships! I got this! *Dies 5 times, has to repeat the boss fight*
17. Me: I'm so excited to be a Jedi! (In my mind: Hehehe, they have no idea. I'm going to fall to the Dark Side intentionally.)
18. Me: So, before I go save the galaxy, is there anything you want to tell me?
Council: Nope.
19. WHY YOU STILL NO LOVE ME CARTH.
20. Oh, Carth, I love it when people compare me to their dead spouses. It's adorable.
21. GIZKA. NO. STOP.
22. I don't wanna pay. I have no money even in this fictional universe. *Singing* DAAarrrrKKK SiiiiiDEEEE
23. Oh, yes, Bastila. I will not turn to the Dark Side. (To self: Mwahahahaha.)
24. Hey, Jolee, just because I decide I have nothing to say doesn't mean I'm mocking you.
25. Um, Juhani? Yeah, the crew and I have been talking and... you're mood swings are too much. Get out. Yes, I realize this is Korriban.
26. Ew, there's a child on the ship. I'm not talking about you, Mission!
27. We've been captured! Ahhhhh!!!!
28. Love you too, Carth. SHUT UP BASTILA. IT'S LOVE.
29. Ooh, the Leviathan has so much free stuff!
30. Wait, so were the guards like, "Let's all crowd into one room so that if there's an intruder, a grenade can take us out!"?
31. It's so nice now that Carth trusts me.
32. Hello, Malak. *Injects adrenals, puts on shields, and sun glasses* Now I'm ready to run and then throw grenades at you.
33. I'M REVAN?!!! (Me in my head: TIME TO RISE IN ALL OF MY DARK GLORY... In secret.)
34. Oh, no, Bastila. Don't... sacrifice... meh. Let's go Carth. It's okay, Carth! I WON'T BETRAY YOU BETWEEN HERE AND THE EBON HAWK. IT'S LIKE THREE FEET AWAY, CARTH.
35. So now anything I say is a lie to Carth, but everyone else still loves me. So that's great. I'm loved by a walking carpet, a kid, a moody cat lady, a crazy old man that wants those kids off his lawn, and... I've lost count.
36. Yeah, let's take on these last few planets! Whoop whoop!
37. I hate Tusken Raiders. I hate them so much.
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38. This unknown planet is gorgeous!
39. Uh, sure. Come into the Temple with me, Juhani and Jolee, my... favorite... companions...
40. BASTILA, BUDDY!!! I MISSED... Oh.
41. Let's go, Bastila, and take over the galaxy together! Hey, Juhani, Jolee, look over there for a second! *Saber ignition* (Don't worry, I also like playing the Light Side ending.)
42. TIS TOO LATE, CARTH. I'M AWESOME NOW.
43. I don't want to kill Mission, even in all of my evilness!
44. Yes, Bastila. Let us raise our eyebrows at each other menacingly. MWAHAHAHAHAHA.
45. *Dies five million times on the Star Forge*
46. *Crafts Revan robes* Dannnnng. I look amazing.
47. Take that, Malak! And that, and- Uh oh. *Runs*
48. Yes, you're right. I am the ruler of the Sith, biotch.
49. *Sees close up on evil face* Wait. Is that how I look now that I'm evil?!
50. THE GAME IS OVER?! BUT IT JUST STARTED!!!!!!
51. ...I'm playing that again two more times. Once, as a LS player, and then as myself, using choices I would make.
52. Juhani is planning to kill me, right? Just checking.
