KOTOR/ SWTOR Moments

KOTFE Conversations

Just to clarify, none of these conversation chapters actually include real conversations from KOTET or KOTFE.

1.
Vaylin: You've got a crush on me.

Me: Wut.

Vaylin: Nothing.

2.
Lana: Come on, let's go!

*Roar in distance*

Me: You forgot to slay the dragon?!

3.
Lana: Hey, Koth, how long should I microwave this for?

Koth: Three...

*Lana glares*

Koth: Two and a half minutes.

4.
Scorpio: You are a lesser droid. So small, lacking in intelligence. I almost feel bad for you.

Me: STOP YELLING AT ELECTRICAL SOCKETS!

5.
Minister: And do you, Theron Shan, take this Sith to be your wife?

Theron: You didn't have to add the Sith part.

Me: Huh?

Theron: I hate to break it to you, but you're probably the kindest person I've ever met. I love you.

Me: ... Did you have the minister ask that to start this conversation, leading to us not remembering that you have to recite your own vows?

Theron: ... No comment.

6.
*Lana watching School House Rock*

Lana: I wonder what the next song will be about.

Me: Lana! Wait-

*3 is a Magic Number starts to play.*

7.
Me: Where tf is my HK force ghost.

8.

Me: *Gets stabbed by Arcann*

Everyone: Let's focus on literally anything but the commander!

More to come!