KOTOR/ SWTOR Moments

KOTOR 1 Quotes

1. Bastila: I say we leave him.

Tanis: You know, you're pretty heartless for such a pretty lady.

Bastila: I take it back. Let's congratulate his wife.

2. Mission: Hey, Bastila. Have you ever used the Force just for fun? You know, trip up some jerk who's ticking you off?

Bastila: I would never use the Force for such petty and trivial revenge. The mere thought of it is preposterous!

Mission: Aww come on, there's gotta be times when you've thought about it. Don't be so stuck up, you can tell me!

Bastila: I am NOT stuck up, I merely have the years of Jedi training to realize how childish such an act would be.

Mission: Childish? Is that a crack about my age? You ain't much older than me, miss "high and mighty"! Just 'cause you're some Jedi, doesn't mean you can be a prissy little -

[Bastila uses the Force to knock Mission to the ground, who promptly stands back up]

Mission: What the - ? Hey! That wasn't funny!

Bastila: I have no idea what you're talking about, Mission. Let us move on, and please, do try to be less clumsy in the future.

3. HK-47: Shall I blast him now, master?

4. Bastila: "The fact that you are so strong in the Force and have had such relatively little training could have terrible consequences. For you, and for everyone around you."

Revan: "You could warn me when I do something bad. Blink once for dark side, twice for light."

5. Bastila: "On which planet were you born?"

Revan: "Kashyyyk. I'm a Wookiee...can't you tell?"
Bastila: "What is your background?"
Revan: "I'm a Hutt in human form planning to overthrow the Republic."
Bastila: "How old are you?"
Revan: "3012. Healthy living, you know."
Bastila: "I see you intend to be childish about this."

6. Jolee Bindo : Oh, I get it. Let's play with the old man's head, is it? He's half-senile, he'll forget I said anything! Wait uh, what was this about, anyway?

7. Jolee: Well, as it happens, getting shot down turned out to be very fortunate. That was the day that I...

Revan: That was the day you what?

Jolee: Well, that... that was the day I met my wife.

Revan: Your wife? You were married?

Jolee: You know another way to get a wife?

8. Revan: [homage to the classic "Empire Strikes Back" revelation] Look, I have your fodder!

9. HK: Can I break his neck now master? It's been a long time fantasy of mine...

Revan: Maybe later...

HK: Did you hear that meatbag? I'LL BE BACK!

Yuka Laka: Err, well... ah..

10. Juhani: The Jedi, they were almost... like gods...

Revan: Damn straight! I DO look divine!

11. Jolee: You know the problem with the youth nowadays? They are YOUNG!

12. Freyyr: [Injured] Please human, will you help me? I'm dying...

Revan: [Dark Side response] You are not worthy! Why should I help you, weakling?

Jolee: Nice... REAL nice. Maybe later we can find some insects to pull the legs off of, hmm?

13. Revan: I don't think "killee" is a word...

HK: Exclamation: Damn it, Master! I am an assassination droid, not a dictionary!

(SIDE NOTE: "DAMNIT JIM, I'M A DOCTOR, NOT A _____" REFERENCE. STAR TREK!!! IT'S MY DIRTY STAR WARS SECRET, BUT I LOVE STAR TREK TOO.)

14. Jolee: Well, I'll be a Wookiee's uncle.

15. Revan: You are eager to find your origins, aren't you?

HK: Query: Wouldn't you be, master? Here I am, surrounded by all these meatbags, and all I desire is true perfection.

HK: Surely there are other droids like me out there, or is that too much to hope?

Revan: Well...

16. Jolee : But from now on you can just think of me as any other non-Jedi in our little group - with a light saber. And Force powers.

17. T3-M4: Beep-beep-beep.

Revan: I want to ask you some questions.

T3-M4: Beep-woop-woo.

Revan: Just chime in if you ever have any advice.

T3-M4: Beep-boop.

18. Jolee: [see Limp Bizkit's Nookie] I did it all for the Wookiees.

Revan: The Wookiees?

Jolee: The Wookiees!

Let me know if I missed any! Keep in mind that I'm still looking for quotes.

19. Revan: Alderaan. They're on Alderaan. ------ Can we just talk about this quote?! The Jedi Enclave is on Dantooine, which is the planet that Leia gave Tarkin as a decoy, and Alderaan was destroyed instead of Dantooine. When Revan says the Jedi are on Alderaan, the Enclave is destroyed. Coincidence? I think not!