1. Wait, this old lady isn't as nice as Trask.
2. Eww, Atton saw me in my underwear!
3. Shut up, Atton. You are NOT a manly mynock.
4. HK!!!
5. So... I'm not Revan in this game... that's... that's okay... with me... *kills a gizka angrily*
6. So we totally destroyed Peragus, right? But we're not going to admit we destroyed Peragus.
7. WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT ME DEAD?!!!
8. Finally, we're going to escape Telos. And oooh, HI CARTH!!!
9. Okay, we're not going to be leaving Telos.
10. Is Bao-Dur's head a puzzle?
11. More people want me dead.
12. ELSA IS CAPTURING ME!!!
13. CAN ATRIS WALK ANY SLOWER?!!!
14. I kind of want to hit Atris. She's irritating.
15. Ice lady, the pixie cut isn't working for you.
16. Let it... What?
17. NO ONE CAN CONTAIN ME.
18. I came so close to getting a lightsaber. But I have to build one?
19. There should be a new meme: "Kreia is not amused."
20. Nar Shadaa. I like the name. It's cool.
21. Hey! It's that... flying... thingy... from the prequels! I can now either scare him, threaten him, or say "Sorry dude. Here are some credits."
22. Okay. All I have to do is get the Exchange's attention. That sounds easy enough.
23. WAIT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
24. Let's see how many times I can get people to call me a monster in the Refugee Sector.
25. Quite a few times.
26. Nar Shadaa's town motto: Still better than Peragus.
27. Side note: When I was playing KOTOR 2 and was as dark as possible, I didn't notice how ugly I had become. When it did a zoom up of my face on Telos at the end, I was like, "OH MY GOD, MY FACE. MY BEAUTIFUL FACE."
28. Another side note: The first time I played KOTOR 2, I was going darkside, but when my companions basically told me I was ugly, I stopped. I'm... shallow. When I replayed it dark, I said, "Ah, screw it."
29. THE EBON HAWK IS NOT MY SHIP, OKAY? IT'S REVAN'S. DUH.
30. The dancer outfit for Vogga is gross. Um, Kreia, do... do you want to dance?
31. I will dance. But it will be to Phantom of the Opera. No negotiations, Vogga. We're past the point of no return.
32. A tip for anyone new playing: Set a million little mines up around the Cantina in the Entertainment Promenade. You'll thank me when ya' meet the Twin Suns.
33. Honestly, I didn't get my first saber until my second or third non-Telos planet. And when I did, I'd looted it.
34. I don't like saying it, but I had no idea that you could make people Jedi the first time I played. It's kind of like how I had no idea that you could fall in love Carth.
35. OOOOOH, BURN! TWIN SUNS AREN'T VERY BRIGHT... for suns. Never mind.
36. Mira. That would be confusing in Spanish. If someone started screaming "Mira!" I would be like, "I am looking!"
37. Okay, playing lightside is waaay more fun at this point, because nobody likes Hanharr. He sucks.
38. #Team Mira! (Although honestly, I haven't had a lot of time with her regardless of my side. I'm working on it.)
39. Nar Shadaa has very convenient "shock people" flooring. Like in every single building. Just when you think you're safe- BAM! Shooooccckkk.
40. Get. Off. My. Ship. GOTO. Like Hanharr, NOBODY LIKES YOU.
41. Never heard of Onderon... I must have been looking in Alderaan places... YEAAAAAAAAA
42. Oh, great. *Tries to land on Onderon. Lands on Dxun. FAIL.)
43. So let me get this straight. Canderous is Mandalore, correct?
44. (Going back a bit) When I played this time around, I was attacked by the slavers. Right after the cut scene where I gave them the boot, it went right to the VISAS CUT SCENE. SO I WAS NEAR DEAD AND UGHH.
45. Visas: My life is yours.
Me: But I don't want it.
Visas: ...
Visas: My life is yours.
*Influence gained: Visas*
Me: Okay. I've seen enough weirdness that this shouldn't be all that surprising.
46. Visas really is the Juhani of KOTOR 2, isn't she?
47. On Onderon, gonna fight a bad guy, on Onderon, my shuttle is so fly.
48.
Me (To Mandalore): The battle is over. You may remove your helmet, good sir knight.
Mandalore: Uh, no.
Me: Why not?
Mandalore: I have helmet hair.
Me:Please. I would'st look upon the face of my rescuer.
Mandalore: Oh, no, you wouldn't... tst.
Me: But... how will you kiss me?
Mandalore: What? That wasn't in the job description.
Atton: Maybe it's a perk!
(SHREK...) Oh, and one more Shrek quote:
Atton: I just know, before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitchin'.
49. An interesting KOTOR 2 fact: In the cut content, Goto is revealed to actually be G0-T0, and not human.
50. I kind of wish influence wasn't so gosh darn hard with Mira.
Me: Hey, you want to talk?
Mira: What? WHY WOULD I WANT TO TALK? DON'T ACT LIKE MY MOTHER. DON'T TRY TO CONNECT WITH ME. I'M A TOUGH BOUNTY HUNTER, IDIOT.
*Influence lost: Mira*
51. Malachor... it kind of sounds like an evil invention.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: The Malachor...inator.
52. I thought that Kreia was ugly, but then she turned to the Dark Side, and things got MUCH worse.
53. When the three floating lightsabers attacked me at the end, I just imagined them singing "Be Our Guest".
54. The ending is soooooo unsatisfying. LS ending: Fly away mysteriously. DS Ending: Throw Kreia overboard, then fly away mysteriously. That's why DS is more fun sometimes.
55. I really need to install a cut content mod, because KOTOR 2 sounds way more epic with it. Not that I didn't enjoy playing and don't fangirl about it.
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