Nat: HEY EVERYONE!!!! IT'S YO ALL MIGHTY BOOTY KING!!!! I'm sorry to have to let ya'll know that F_H1997 is runnin' a bit behind her schedule do to some things.
Kevin: Such as trying to get into school, taking care of a new puppy (who probably a cat in puppy clothing because he can squeeze through EVERYTHING) and also the fact that she has is on lack of sleep do to terrible nightmares. *points his thumb at F_H1997 sleeping in her bed as Rick sits at her side with Rose stroking her hair*
Nat: Yeah so she'll try to get the next chapter out to you guys as soon as possible. <in Nat's head> Wait....... Since she is sleeping, I CAN MOST LIKELY TOUCH THAT FINE ASS AND NOT GET HIT!!!! <outside hid head> *Nat sneaks away while no one's looking*
Kevin: Yup so we hope you guys understand her- *Edd tugs at Kevin's sleeve and point at Nat who was tip toeing to the other side of F_H1997's bed while Rose and Rick were talking*
Edd: Kevin. *gives him a worried look*
Kevin: Oh no he doesn't. *runs over and punches Nat before he even could reach his hand out* WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?!?!?! TRYING TO TAKE ADVANTIGE OF A SLEEPING GIRL!!!!
Nat: THE FUCK MA- *was then punched and slapped by Rick and Rose*
Rick/Rose: YOU SICK MOTHER FUCKER!!!!
Nat: *grones rubbing his face until Edd drops a potted plant on his head* THE FUCK DOUBLE CUTIE?!?!
Edd: Your actions take man back hundreds of years! Practically treating our dear author like an object of lust!!
F_H1997: *wakes up from all the shouting and sits up rubbing her eye cutely* What's going on~~~? *sees Nat hurt and rushes to him fully awake* OH MY GOODNESS!!!! ARE YOU ALRIGHT HUN?!
Kevin: Idiot tried to touch your ass while you were sleeping. We just taught him a lesson.
F_H1997: He was wha- *shivers horribly as she felt a sudden hand start rubbing her ass* EEEEK!!
*F_H1997 jumps up and round house kicks Nat in the face, then tie him up cocoon style and hang him upside down from her window*
Nat: WORTH IT!!!!!
F_H1997: I swear to god he's just as bad as Miroku!!! Well anyway, I hope to see you all soon when the next chapter is released!! (^.^)^ bye! *goes back to sleep*
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Unexpected Bliss
FanfictionWhat will happen if Edward suddenly finds out he has an older sister that his parents had never wanted him to know about? What was her past? And how will Kevin and Double D be able to protect her from her past? But the biggest question is how is she...
