Sophistication

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F_H1997: Sorry guys, not a chapter this time. I have been struggling with this newer chapter. So I thought I would entertain you as a rewarded for being so calm with me.

Deadpool: Hey F_H1997, your out of tomato sauce. My Mexican can't make chimychangas (I have no clue how to spell that) without it.

Kevin: Who the fuck are you?!

F_H1997: This here is Deadpool, the mighty Merc with the mouth.

Deadpool: I'm here for publicity!!

Edd: For what may I ask?

Spiderman: *slides up-said down from his web* We are here to talk about F_H1997's very first attempt for a true SUPER FAMILY Fanfic.

Rose: Your writing a new story?

F_H1997: Yeah. I need something new to keep my brain pumping. Plus I was reading Spidypool comics and I got the an idea.

Kevin: Spidypool?

Deadpool: It's the wonderful pairing of me and sweet ass here *Slaps Spiderman's ass* I can't wait! *Slaps F_H1997's ass and she does nothing*

Nat: HOW COME HE CAN SLAP ASS?!?!

F_H1997/Spiderman: Because he is hotter than you.

Nat: Ouch. THE BOOTY KING DIMANDS RIGHTS TO ASS GRAB!!!!

Deadpool: So your the "booty king" shit that has been bothering F_H1997 darling. Well if that's the case~! *Smiles evilly at Spidey who shows an equally evil glint in his masked eyes*

Nat: *Gets nerves*

Spiderman: DEADPOOL NOW!! *webs Nat's arms and legs together before he can run*

Deadpool: *Starts spanking Nat with a fly swatter like a mad man*

F_H1997: I thought you were supposed to be a super hero.

Spiderman: This is another kind of justice my friend. *Pats F_H1997's head as they all ignore Nat's moans of pain*

Deadpool: FINDING A NEW KINK BITCH!?!?!

F_H1997: See you all soon when my chapter is UP.

Spiderman: And please check out F_H1997's new book Baby Soul when it's published.

Nat: *Get's gagged by deadpool*

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