Starve On Pixels

Chapter 9: Pointless Conversations

Natalie's POV

These people were really beginning to get on my nerves. Our conversation kept going around in circles. They must all live in an imaginary world filled with rainbows and unicorns. It was like they weren't even supposed to kill each other- personally, I couldn't wait to kill them. Come on! I swear that all they thought about were pink fluffy unicorns dancing on cotton candy.

"Come on! Let's go frolic in a field with puppies and cute thingies!", shouted Valerie.

Meh, close enough. The point is, they wouldn't know violence if it came up and slapped them in the face. Literally.

"NO MORE PUPPIES! We've been doing this all day!" I was going to commit suicide if I had to listen to this anymore, "Let's go kill something- I'm hungry."

"Ya know, that's not a horrible idea," Nicole mused, "I could use something to eat."

Unfortunately, dinner plans were forgotten once we approached a clearing and they all burst into "Pink Fluffy Unicorns." On day four of the Hunger Games they convinced me to sing along; I did it to shut them up. It only encouraged them to sing even louder. Bleh.

Sunny's POV

I'm elated that Vivian died. She was really getting on my nerves. She was so jealous that she kept trying to upstage me- 'cause everyone knows I'm better.

"Hey, Sunny! Did you ever hear Seelie Queen's new album?" Vivian was bragging to me, "I have the Gold record!"

What? Seelie Queen is really ugly. Vivian just loves to brag. Anyways, it's just me and Emily X now. She's being very pushy and annoying.

"Oh, look! A minx! Can we kill it?" Emily X just never stopped hoping.

"Emily, we can't. Think of all the lovely fur coats we could make once we come back with the right materials," I struggled to keep my temper under control.

"Oh, okay," Emily X sighed before lapsing into silence. I sighed, leaping over some pixelated shrubs.

"Oh, look! A fox! Can we kill it?" And the cycle began again...