Wattpad Blunders!

Hey AlyWasHere17

Holy cheese and crackers you don't know how long I've wanted to do this. Aly has to be my number one favourite boyxboy/ slash writers without fail! Which is why I was dancing like a wierdo when she agreed to this. She is a total babe which is why you should go fouth ( I think that's it ) and invade her wall!

The interview.

This is highly unprofessional but I have to ask, who are you?

  Just another sarcastic teenager who spends way too much time daydreaming and not enough time doing homework :D

We’re all infected with the lazy teenager bug. I didn’t want to ask you this but I feel that I must so, erm, what’s with the name?

 Eh, I probably shouldn't admit this, since graffiti is actually illegal, but it's my tag xD Yeah, I enjoy scrawling my name across walls, lamp-posts, and every other surface that I come across. Sue me.

I will. How did you meet Santa Clause?

 We're close personal friends mate. Me and St Nick are like that *awkwardly crosses fingers to demonstrate closeness*

Bu- bu- bu I thought we were like that *awkwardly crosses fingers to demonstrate closeness*.How did the squirrel get into your bathroom?

 Squirrel? Oh shit. *Grabs baseball bat*

Yeah that’s what you get for leaving me for the fat man!What was/is the best story you have ever read?

 Hm, that's a tough one. I pretty much eat books for breakfast, so it's difficult to pick just one xD. IRL, The Bartimaeus Trilogy by Jonathon (Jonothon? I can't spell xP) Stroud was fucking epic Bartimaeus is my idol man. He's so damn sarky. On wattpad, I've got a few favourite authors. Dezzypants, blondewitAbrain and MaddyRawr10 spring to mind at the mo', but there's probably loads more. I'm just uber forgetful... And too lazy to open another tab and check who I've fanned =P

Ha-ha I know what you mean. What food, in your opinion, deserves death?

 Brussel Sprouts. Euck! There's just so mushy, and green and... sprouty. Seriously, who first looked at them and thought "Hm, I think it would be a good idea to shove this green thing in my mouth"? *shudders*

I don’t mind them o_o…Which music genre, in your opinion, doesn’t deserve existence?

 All that dance pop crap. I'm sorry, but I'm a drummer and all that fake drum machine stuff makes my ears bleed. Fucking bleed man! Seriously ¬¬

Bless your talented soul. The world must be hard for you since nothing is real anymore… Enough depressing stuff…If I was throwing popcorn at you, how many do you think you would catch with your mouth?

 Honestly? One if I was lucky, two if I caught one by accident xD. I'm fucking awful at that game.

You fail at life ;) What do you want to be when you grow up?

 This sounds mad coming from a 'writer', but I want to go to uni and study science. Yup, I'm a massive, massive geek. Biology and Physics are my favourites, so it's a toss up between them. But yeah, working in a lab would be my dream job. That and professional ice-cream taster. Yeah. I could work with that... xD

OMG! I LOVE SCIENCE*cough* minus physics *cough* Name one thing that you wished never existed?

 Discrimination. Yup, just that whole blanket umbrella that covers homophobia, racism, transphobia, sexism, sectarianism, etc. It sounds as mushy as fuck, but seriously. I'd like to live in a world where there was no hate and everyone just got along despite their differences =]

Same here but that will never happen if people are going to keep being such douche ignorant ass holes!

If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be and why?

 Eh, I dunno. I'd love to travel (I would adore Egypt :D), but live there permanently? Ah, I love where I am. Cannae beat the kilts, shortbread and obsession with slang that makes up Scotland, mate x]

Haha I love Scotland I’ve only been there once but it was enough and I can’t wait to go again.

How many fingers am I holding up?

 Eleven. Seriously.

FAIL! I was holding 13! Worst hair decision.

 Uh, I'm actually a total tomboy and don't do much with my hair. Ever. I literally roll out of bed and attack it with a brush until it's mildly acceptable. Saying that, I'd love to dye bits of it purple... or blue... or green... Which could potentially be a fatal mistake on my part, but I'd totally do it anyway ;]

Haha life’s for living! What is the best thing in your wardrobe?

 My ''originals''. Basically, it's this one set of primark puddlesoakers that I wear every other day. What can I say? I love my jeans x]

Yey for Primark! If you could have any animal (dead or alive) as a pet what would you chose and why?

 A dragon. Swear to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, how fucking epic would I look if I rode to school on a dragon? *me gusta*

... I could set fire to the PE block while I was at it. Because, quite frankly, I loath that subject with a passion. And I fucking suck at it xD.

Oh my aunt Suzanne me too! PE has to be the worst thing ever invented! I can’t wait till A level so that I never have to see it ever again!