Work - L.H

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Me
HALP!!!

Luke
WHats wRonG?!!??

Me
MY PARENTS ARE COMING TO VISIT!!

Luke
And?

Me
I don't want them to. I'M NOT READY

Luke
It'll be fine

Me
HOW WILL IT BE FINE!?!?

Luke
Because I'll conveniently come over when they do

Me
Thank you!! 😘

Luke
💁🏼💁🏼💁🏼 It kills two birds with one stone anyway. I get to see you and meet your family

Me
IT GOT WORSE! HOW COULD IT GET ANY FUCKIN WORSE!?!

Luke
I'm so confused

Me
THEYRE COMING BC MY SISTERS VISITING AND SHES STAYING NEAR ME. THEY DONT EVEN WANT TO SEE ME!!!!!!

Luke
I'm sure they do

Me
My fam aren't like yours

Luke
Don't worry, it'll be fine

Me
Urgh

Luke
Tell them to come to the bar

Me
And give them a fucking heart attack?

Luke
True

Me
They said they'd come over mine Wednesday afternoon

Luke
I'll be there. What time?

Me
They said 3 but my mum's early for everything so probably 2:45.

Luke
I'll get there around 3:30 and act as if I knew they were coming but didn't know when

Me
Sounds good. You could just stay the night before and be there when they get here

Luke
Nah, let's completely surprise them

Me
Now my sisters messaging me

Luke
I'll leave you two to talk

Me
DONT GO

Luke
😘😘😘

I groaned before switching from mine and Luke's conversation to my sister's.

Steph
Did mum and dad tell you?

Me
Yes

Steph
I know you're still pissed at me for barely ever talking to you and pretending like everything's OK with us in front of mum and dad

Me
It's fine

Steph
You're so stubborn

Me
Where are you staying?

Steph
Hotel

Me
How's what's his name?

Steph
Will, Maddie. You know his name. He's fine

Me
He's a dick

Steph
You've spoken to him twice

Me
He's a dick

Steph
How's your boyfriend you haven't told anyone about?

Me
He's good.

Steph
I assumed you'd told mum and dad so I may have asked them about it. Sorry.

Me
What the hell, Stephanie!? You know I barely speak to them!

Steph
Oops. Like he's not going to be there when we come over anyway

Me
Well it makes sense for them to meet him then rather than us going to theirs

Steph
I sent them screenshots from Instagram and Facebook. They didn't seem to like him that much

Me
YOU STALKED HIM ON FACEBOOK!?!

Steph
You did it to Will

Me
That's how I found out he was a dick

Steph
Luke's a dick

Me
He's not. You're just saying that bc I called Will a dick

Steph
How'd you meet Luke?

Me
At work

Steph
You actually got a job?

Me
At a bar. It's only while I'm at uni

Steph
And Luke works there too or did he just come in and hit on you?

Me
He works there. He's assistant manager

Steph
Getting with your boss, ey?

Me
At least he's not with someone else

Steph
Shut up. You don't know what you're talking about

Me
Yes I do. Will was in a relationship and then you and him started hooking up and he cheated on her

Steph
Luke's probably only with you because he gets what he wants from you

Me
Which is?

Steph
Sex

Me
One time so far so shut the fuck up

Steph
You still friends with that annoying little Latina?

Me
Becky's more of a sister than you are.

Steph
Rude. At least I have more than one friend

Me
I have a good group since meeting Luke.

Steph
Whatever

Me
You always have to one up me, don't you?

Steph
I'm older. It's my job

Me
What? To be better than me?

Steph
Yes. Especially in mum and dad's eyes

Me
Go fuck yourself

Steph
😘😘😘

Me
🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻