Ask Loki, The God of Mischief

332nd-339th questions

Loki:
What would you do if I ran up to you, kissed you, then kneeled and said, "I kneel for you, my king, because I love you."?

~ 3daysromance

Loki:

Umm...... 

okay listen up mortals, I have no objection to you kneeling before me or showing your appreciation but I do require my personal space as you mortals say. 

Im flattered though....

xD that's what I think about them anyways! Anyways, my hair randomly turned pink a few days ago. >.< I can't fix it!!!

~ _Stephanie_Rogers

Loki:

glad you agree. 

Your hair turned pink? 

strange things seem to keep happening to you mortals....

(you didn't answer my question! :,( I'll just put it on here again) Ok, thank you so much for the advice! I think I like the new me, besides the toaster explosion deal, that was not fun. I've also been practicing with my new "powers" I guess you could say, I didn't blow up the new toaster but I burned a house plant, then I brought it back to life! It was awesome! Seriously thanks for helping me discover the true me! ~Cleo

~ PinkPikachuXD

Loki: 

Your'e welcome. Remember that that being different isnt always a bad thing.....

(Thor- you leanred that the hard way....)

yes i did. 

(Thor- so you forgive Odin?) 

No.

lokiki: if you ever come to earth to meet your entire fangirl army...you'll need guards to keep them back. *hidden oh and by the way look in the back of the book *Unhidden thor: it's not impossible you just don't see me!!!

~ Tym_Lady_of_Galifrey

Loki:

I realized that. But I think I can keep a few ortals of off me.

(Thor- umm... its more than a few brother. Not even you could deal with that many fans)

*hidden

what is this in the back of the book?

*unhidden

(Thor- i will figure out how you got in there!)

Ah ok then and is it just me or is Thor starting to day mortal more than Loki? Anyway Loki how big are the kittens? I feel sorry for you and the kittens being in that cage. I would go insane......thanks ;)

~ DarkAqua

Loki:

Yes he is.

(Thor- phsss am not! stop lying mortals!)

.......

you see what I mean brother.

(Thor-....)

and yes, i am about to go insane in here. 

The kittens are very big now and ever so mischievous. 

Uuf. I can't stay here anymore. *walks straight through the cage wall and stretches my paws* See Thor? You underestimate me.

~ ArtzyCat

Loki:

Dont go I rather enhoy your company... besides you're good at keeping my cats from misbehaving...

(Thor- how!? I want the science of how in Odin's  beard you can do that!)

Hey loki my question if a girl want to go out with and she is not mortol but a is of asgard but was lost a long time ago but still has power. Would you go out with her. *hidden and she does pleage her loyalty to you.*unhidden Bye my king.

~ Marvel_army_girl

Loki:

I dont "go out with" women based on were they are from. 

(Thor- yes you do you dont date Midgardians) 

Well..... depends on if Im impressed.....

I guess....

hidden Loki I do not know if I so tell thor this or but I think Jane is cheating on him. I seen her deeply kissing a guy you has blue hair. Do you think I should tell him or said nothing. unhidden do you like yoguit?

~ Marvel_army_girl

Loki:

*hidden 

And thats why I dont date Midgardians. I realize not all of them are the same but here in Asgard we dont have so much drama with these things. 

Thor has been a lot ore cheerful recently and the only reason he's not as much of an arrogant oaf is because of this mortal. I'd hate to see him change again since his behaviour in the past was rather destructive and not only puts hi in danger but me and everyone else. 

I dont think you should tell him but maybe I will later on if Its necesesary. Do you have any proof or do I just have to trust your word? 

*unhidden

Asgard doesnt have this yougurt. I have no had the opertunity to try it yet either. 

Feel free to send me any food you want me to try. 

~Loki Laufeyson God of Mischief