Ask Loki, The God of Mischief

First question

question:

marlomariel--

did it hurt when you mothered an 8 legged horse?

Why did you attack earth?

How'd it feel to get SMASHED by the Hulk?

Which is your least favorite avenger?

If you had to pick a favorite who would it be?

and last but not least, if you had to be locked up with one of the avengers for the rest of your life, who would it be any why?

Answer:

Did you even listen to my warning you pathetic human?

To answer your pitiful question,

It hurt like hell to deliver a horse. A man is not meant to do such things.

(Thor- Loki, tell the story of what happened, im sure these mortals want to know)

Damn it Thor. Fine.

One day there was a male stallion who was causing trouble and I was getting quite annoyed with that mewling creature. So using my amazing magic abilities, I turned myself into an attractive mare to lure the stallion away from the palace. The pathetic creature chased me around half of Asgard and at the time I was still learning to use my magic and sadly could not find the right spell to return to my normal form. The stallion caught up to me and im sure you mortals are smart enough to guess what happened next..... I finally found the right spell and turned myself back. Then I realized that I was expecting a child. (Thor- which Father and I found quite amusing I may add)

So months later, I birthed a horse.... Though i didnt learn my lesson as in later years i became the mother/father of a huge snake and a.. um... giant.

for your next question,

I wanted to prove to Odin that I was not the pathetic and useless son he thought I was and that I was better than Thor. I was really only doing you mortals a favor since without a ruler, your world has nothing but war and death. If only you had accepted me as yoour ruler, there would be peace in you puny world.

next question,

How about you try getting smashed by that monster and then tell me how it feels. I would rather not talk about it.

(Thor-its too bad you have to brother.Now answer this young mortal's question)

It hurt... a lot. But Banner will pay. When he's not an ugly monster i may pay him a visit and get my revenge.

next,

My least favorite avenger would be....... well thats a hard question considering how I detest all of them. Lets see.... Banner beat the hell out of me, metal man is the most annoying mortal i have ever come across, Thor... i wont even get started on him..., the two assasins I guess are not too bad. The male assains was rather useful actually.

I guess I hate the metal man the most. He irritates me to the point of insanity!

My favorite, I cant believe you would even ask me this, would be.... (Thor- me right????) Im going to say my very irritating annoying and obnoxious "brother" Thor. Maybe he'll gimme a poptart for saying that.