Ask Loki, The God of Mischief

297th-303rd questions!!

 firesword4:   . What happens if the son of Odin is a dick?

Feel free to take offense. ~James

Loki:

Im going to let Thor answer this....

(Thor- How dare thee insult the son of Odin! I can have you executed you mortal fool!)

Ah so now you call them mortals. 

(Thor- just this one, this one's mean, the others are people and are not to be called mortals because it's rude)

*rolls eyes

 PinkPikachuXD: It was just a question don't hurt me! *hides behind Cleo* Venus, he won't hurt you, you know that so calm your tits! Anyways, I just found out I'm not a human and I'm freaking out! Like what the hell am I?! They think I'm like some flipping monster and I think there gonna take me to the crazy house! ~Cleo and Venus

Loki:

Ah my reaction exactly when i found out I was a frost giant. 

So what are you? Have you figured it out? If not I can help.

 Tym_Lady_of_Galifrey:   did you seriously use the whole "the dark side has cookies" thing? 

cats have always been able to talk because we talk all the time so of course they pick it up...however cats find it a useless to talk as they get everything they want anyway without even asking.

Loki:

Yes I did. Do you have a problem with that? 

Ah I see. I shall make my cats talk then... *Mischievous smile

ArtzyCat:

Ooooh! Cookies! That's somewhat tempting- wait; are you trying to bribe me?? It doesn't work on me, don't think of me as an ordinary cat! :P

Also; here's some questions!

-Do you still have plans for taking over the world? Does it involve cookies?

-What type of music do you listen to? (rock, classical, etc...)

-Would you like me to take care of your cats while you're out taking over the world? 

-What do you think of...

Frost Iron?

Thorki?

Tomki? (Tom hiddleston and you) If you had to, which would you be?

-Which do you prefer? Chocolate or mints?

-Have you ever tried shawarma? :3

Loki:

Yes I do, but I shall not reveal my plans. Maybe they do involve cookies, I wont say.

I listen to just about everything though there are some mortals I refuse to listen to. 

My cats will be in good hands, I need not your assistence but thank you for the offer.

And about Thorki, Frostiron and Tomki, I think they are refulsive and completely disgusting! Why would you mortals even think of these things?!!?  If I had to pick (though it wil NEVER happen) I guess, Tomki since he looks a bit like me and he doesnt seem as bad as man of iron. ANd THor is most definatly out of the question. 

Chocolate. Definatly chocolate.

And no I have not tried Shwarma. It sounds repulsive. 

 DarkAqua:   Ok just making sure thanks ;) I'm not against the army as long as you don't hurt my friends of family i'm good. One question if you could do anything right now what would it be? Oh and how are the cats doing? ^_^

Loki:

Sleep. The kittens wont stop mewing all night...........

the cats are fine. The kittens are growing quickly.

 thebrat95203: Hello King Loki, how are you on this wretched cheerful day?

Im a psycho pixie and i have a hard time using magic, when i use it, it usually does the opposite of what i want any advice?

Congratulations on the birth of the kittens! I send some toys for them soon! And how dare Odin refuse to let you out to save the kitties life!

*house starts to shake, and a cloud of purple floats above my head*

Stupid animal hating Asgardian! Lucky i dwell on Misgard or id be up there giving him a piece of my mind! 

Oh if i sent you the Mortal Instrument series, would you read it? Oh an what about Maximum Ride?

And yes Thor i told you, you need a fashion counselor, still think you do. Seriously a red cape? That is so cliche! And whats so great about poptarta like eww

Loki:

Brilliant. Well thats apart from beign tired..... 

The only advice I can give you on your magic is concentrate. Thats the key to magic, well that and beign brilliant. 

I cant help you anymore than that without actually witnessing your attempts at magic.

I guess I could read those mortal books. I have nothing else to do when I'm not taking care of my kittens. 

(Thor- poptarts are delicious) 

_Stephanie_Rogers: It stops at 296. Just saying… I thought I'd be helpful for once instead of annoying. Um, hey that gives me a question- do you find me annoying? Answer this the right way and I'll give you cookies or pudding (you choose, I know how to make both from scratch)

Loki:

Yes. But dont take it personally,I find all mortals annoying. 

~Loki

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Author's note please read!!

I just wanted to let you all know that I will be updating this story about once a week (probably on the weekends) unless I find the time to update sooner. School started already so I'm rather busy. But keep commentind as I will always relpy to all:)