Do you wish to meet your fans?
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Thanks for the advice. I'm in S.H.I.E.L.D. lockdown right now. I go there three times a week. I'm staying the whole week because my ice powers came out of nowhere and I froze my brother. I'm in S.H.I.E.L.D. jail every week just because I have powers that are dangerous to everybody by how unstable they are! Grr...
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nerdygurl1
nerdygurl1
Loki
I would think there are too many to meet....
*hidden
are you really going to let SHIELD keep you in thier prison? im sure with all your powers you can escape. Lets see, if you were in the glass cage I was in, freeze it and break it, if not, you can still use your power to your advantage.
*Unhidden
Yeah, an army of fangirls. What are they gonna do? Kill me with their fangirling powers?
Goddess_of_Gallifrey
Loki:
you underestimate the power of my army.
Although I can't help but appreciate that you didn't come up with some prickly comment and that you swallowed your pride enough to answer me properly. Thank you.
Goddess_of_Gallifrey
Loki:
Please if i wanted to i'd easily come up with a "prickly comment" I just dont find you important enough to waste time and energy to do so.
Hey loki what the smell coming these future so called, cars? sadly it's hurting the environment. I'm angry humanity has come down to this. why can't they just stick with riding horses around town? who's lady loki? she has been bothering me lately and thor, do you like shwarma when you tried it for the first time?
Nobletoast55
Loki:
Yes, when I went to Midgard, i did notice the cars, they are rather smelly if you ask me.
Lady Loki is me.....about a hundred years ago..... you see I can turn into a lady at will and i did so only once. What year are you? I know some of the people who comment here are speaking to me from the past, though I know not how...
Ah so sorry Lord Loki! I didn't mean the question like that, I just wondered if I should send you a later model, seeing as you deserve the best. Your army seems to be doing so much for you, yet I've nothing. T^T Have you something trivial that I could do?
ShadowyCupcakes
loki:
Being part of ym army is already doing much for me. Tell me, what are your abilities?
Good day Lord Loki, I'm not sure if it's been asked before but why did you want to conquer Asgard and Midgard when you could've been king of Jotunnheim? And what was your favourite prank played on Thor? ^_^ You said you have a boring life, so why don't you find something to do? Like playing chess with Thor. You can use the opportunity to wound his pride.by winning every round. Remember to rub it in. ;)
Signing out,
Joycelyn
JoycelynTing
Loki:
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Ask Loki, The God of Mischief
FanfictionGreetings Mortals. As part of my punishment in Asgard for attempting to do something useful with your race, my "father" Odin is forcing me to answer any of your ridiculous and useless questions you may have. Im warning you pathetic mortals now, do...