Meeting a Fowl

Chapter 02 - Dafuq Just Happened

       I stared blankly at the screen. Did that really just happen?!? DAFUQ!!! I thought. I just witnessed my friend being kidnapped while I was on Skype. And the most freaky f*cking part was that I think she was kidnapped by a fictional character. Nothing out of the ordinary there. Nope. (Note the sarcasm) And if it was who I thought it was, we are f*cking screwed. What I saw on the screen was Artemis Fowl ll. The boy genius who found out about fairies existing when he was thirteen. The same one in a book series read by millions. HE SHOULDN"T EXIST!!! I thought. After a few minutes I finally recovered from the shock and decided to make a plan to get my friend back!

      Pacing around the room I thought of something. If Artemis is here, then Fowl Manor must be too, and if Fowl Manor is here, then I can get on Google Maps and find him! MUAHAHAHAHA!!! I grabbed my laptop and jumped on my bed, typing in Dublin, Ireland into the search bar. After about a half an hour of looking for it, I finally found out where Artemis Fowl lives! I wrote down the address and I grabbed one of my empty backpacks to take so I can go over to Area 51 and "borrow" some technology. It will take a couple of hours to fly to Area 51 and get to Fowl manor so Artemis should already be there and my plan will finally take place!!! MUAHAHAHA!!! I thought. I think I'm going a bit looney.

       I unfurled my wings and quickly flew over to Nevado and passed through security. Passing a couple of hallways I ended up in the weapons lab. Hehe.... I took a pistol and a rifle that was currently being developed. From what I heard all that the scientist had to find was a high level energy source to get it going. Not a problem. I filled each gun with lightning a fire magic until they almost glowed with magic power. Jackpot. I thought. Then the alarms rang. One thing you didn't know about me is that Ken and I also have our very own special powers that belong only to us. Mine is teleportation except I can only teleport twenty feet away. So that's what I did and I teleported into the vents above me but only before I took these cool looking sunglasses things.

       When I finally got out of Dreamland I started to make my way towards Fowl manor with all of my cool gear, while listening to my new IPod. I f*cking love that IPod.

Ken's POV

       Oh Cheese Its. I thought. What just happened. All I remeber is talking to Alex on Skype and then seeing two people. And then..... Well crap. I tried to get up but I couldn't move anywhere. My body was to sore.

Me: Uhhgn.

       After a couple of minutes I could finally move I sat up and took a look around. I was apparently in a concrete covered room with a bed and a sink. Fan-f*cking-tastic. I thought. I'm in a jail cell. The police finally caught me. If you didn't know already Ken and I have a tendacy to steal anything that taunts us so if there is a cellphone just sitting there, we take it. So we have a couple counts of theivery and violence. Hehe....But those records are long gone. Long gone. Hopefully. Then I heard a voice.

Mysterious Voice: I see you have awakened.

Me: Well duh. I am clearly responding to your remarks and uneeded comments.

       Silence. I sure told whoever was on the other side of the com link who was the smart one.

Mysterious Voice: Interesting..... Now enough with with the pleasrentries, let's get down to buiseness. My name is Artemis Fowl ll and you are?

       Artemis Fowl ll? Isn't he like in a book series or something. I'm sure Alex told me about it or something. But it wouldn't be possible for him to be here would it? He's a fictional character. A made up person. If he is who he say he is I better be careful about what I say.

Me: Charlette or Charles if you want. I really don't care.

Artemis: Good..... Now Charlette do you believe in the concept of magic?

Me: No not really why? (I lied. :D)

Artemis: What if I told you that you siphoned a substantial amount of energy in the past hour, far more than any electronic would of. Enough in fact that you would be able to power a city for a couple of centuries, leading to my point that you somehow are affiliated with the concept of magical power.

Me: I'd probably come over there right now and throw you into a psychiatric institute for the mentally insane. If I could.

Artemis: Charming. Since I have been lead to this hypothesis I suspect that you are some type of fairy or a being in possession of magical power. Due to this we have taken the liberty of taking you in before any of the government agencies catch on to the energy signature.

Me: I highly disagree with you just trying to help me so won't be found out. I bet that there is a catch to this whole scheme. You want something out of this but what?

Artemis: ....In due time you will find out. In the mean while I want you try not to break anything.

Me: Like that's going to happen.

       After a couple of minutes I figured that Artemis was gone and I could plot freely. I started to pace around the room. I couldn't use any of my magic powers or show my wings cause there are definitly cameras in the room and I don't want to show my biggest secret ever. So instead I used telepathy to try and contact Alex. Hopefully she is OK.

Alex: Who's in my head?

Me: Oh it's just me. So well are you coming to save me or not.

Alex: All in due time but something really weird happened.

Me: What?

Alex: When you were kidnapped I thought the kidnappers looked like some characters from a book series.

Me: Oh yeah about that.... when one of them was interviewing me on a inter com, they said their name was Artemis Fowl ll or something like that. Does that name match your description.

Alex: Greatly. But now were are in some deep sh*t. And I have to be extra careful around their house. Did you show them you powers yet.

Me: Not yet.

Alex: Good. Sit tight I'm coming to get you buddy.

Me: Okay bye.

Alex: Bye.

       And that was it. I was going to get saved by my friend in a couple of hours. In the mean time this experience should be fun.

A/N: Thanks for reading this chapter. Please put comments in the comment section. I NEED COMMENTS TO LIVE SO POST AWAY. Feel free to comment with contructive critism and add ideas.

            - Charley.