Story of a Squid Boy

Capter 1: Intro

Hi! My name is Jonathan Will. But people call me John. Before I start this story let's get something straight:
SQUIDS ARE EVIL, ANNOYING, USELESS, AND THEY SUCK IN EVERY WHICH WAY!!!!!!
Thank you for tolerating that little outburst there. Anyway, *clears throught.* this is my story. It all started on a surprisingly beautiful morning. I was sitting down in my chair, and I could hear the satisfying screech of a dying zombie.
"Today is gonna be GREAT! I can feel it!" I said to myself. I was watching some MineTube, (which was unfortunately changed with the new Moogle+ feature.) I was checking my subscriptions and saw Sky had uploaded a new episode of Super Craft Bros. Watching it, I laughed until it hurt my back to jump. Eventually my mom interrupted my fun with a yell of anger. I walked outside and grabbed my MinePad and plugged into the charger in my room. As I continued watching I felt a presence watching me. It gave the creeps and I moved into a different room. I looked behind me and I saw something blue stab me in the arm with a needle, that had a strange green serum in it. I almost screamed. It eventually walked out of the window and the moment it left my vision I forgot all about it. I felt something scratching at the back of my head. It was telling me something was wrong. I pushed aside, it's not like a squid had broke into my house or anything. I continued watching.
"Imma slap you with my gold!" Sky yelled.
That probably wasn't right. But some side of my brain told me it what he had always said. I felt really sick so I went to bed early. As I drifted of to sleep something was clawing at my brain. Something involving budder. But I wasn't hungry. Something told me that was the wrong response to that word. It had another meaning. But as I lost conscious I completely forgot about "budder" or anything at all. I began to think about the video I just saw. Ugh. Sky was so annoying. I'm going to unsubscribe to him in the morning. Yes. In the morning. Goodnight me.

<Spy Squid POV>

"Sergeant, I did it. He has lost all memory of budder." I said to the master sergeant.
"Good, good. He will be with us in due time. All in due time." He said menacingly.
We walked into the shadows. Tonight, was another victory, for team squid.