Aries: lack of high heels
Taurus: tentacle porn
Gemini: naked beebo
Cancer: *aggressive slap*
Leo: octopus bitch
Virgo: *slides hand up thigh*
Libra: two minutes of dancing
Scorpio: dead beebo
Sagittarius: random throwing up
Capricorn: first person pov
Aquarius: *bra flies across room*
Pisces: drunk beebo
*i'm going to be posting a book w/ updates about me soon if anyone cares
