COME, MY FRIENDS, AND JOIN US IN THE NANA CULT. BOW DOWN TO THE ALMIGHTY NANA, OUR ONE AND TRUE SAVIOR. NANA IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SAVE US ALL FROM ETERNAL DAMNATION AND EVIL. THE HOLY NANALAN WILL SAVE US ALL. WE SHALL HAIL TO NANA AT NINE IN THE AFTERNOON DAILY, AND WE WILL ONLY SUCC ON THE BRIGHTEST OF YELLOW LOLLIES. WE SHALL HAIL TO HER HOLY ADVISOR, RUSSER, AND PREACH HIS WORDS OF WISDOM EVERY WEDNESDAY AT 9AM SHARP. JOIN US IF YOU WANT TO BE SAVED BY THE HOLY MOTHER MONA AND HER PALS. [chanting in the distance] NANALAN! NANALAN! NANALAN!
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HAIL TO THE ALMIGHTY NANALAN AND HER SACRED ADVISORS!
[This message has been brought to you by C-Wheezie (The Emo Mother) and her lovely child SodaIsMyMiddleName]
